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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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GoldenLady Wed 31-Aug-22 13:11:05

Why does a groom wear a top hat?
The taller look makes him less fat?
In this day and age

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NanKate Wed 31-Aug-22 20:08:24

Why does a groom wear a top hat?
The taller look makes him less fat?
In this day and age
He needs to upstage

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Squiffy Wed 31-Aug-22 20:26:02

Why does a groom wear a top hat?
The taller look makes him less fat?
In this day and age
He needs to upstage
The Best Man, his friend, who’s called Pat.

The Vicar has finished his speech

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Crocus5 Wed 31-Aug-22 20:40:51

The Vicar has finished his speech
Light-hearted, not wanting to preach

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NanKate Wed 31-Aug-22 21:51:56

The Vicar has finished his speech
Light-hearted, not wanting to preach
The cake is about to be cut

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crazyH Wed 31-Aug-22 23:27:56

The Vicar has finished his speech
Light-hearted, not wanting to preach
The cake is now cut
Made of fruit and nut

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 01-Sept-22 14:11:53

The Vicar has finished his speech
Light-hearted, not wanting to preach
The cake is now cut
Made of fruit and nut
So many tiers, how'd they reach?

The baker used a high ladder

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Mollygo Thu 01-Sept-22 14:21:22

The baker used a high ladder
Height of cake simply got madder

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Nell8 Thu 01-Sept-22 15:26:37

The baker used a high ladder
Height of cake simply got madder
A posy on top

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GoldenLady Fri 02-Sept-22 16:01:54

The baker used a high ladder
Height of cake simply got madder
A posy on top
But the whole thing might drop!

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Bellanonna Sat 03-Sept-22 10:04:21

The baker used a high ladder
Height of cake simply got madder
A posy on top
But the whole thing might drop
It’s just going from bad to badder!

The honeymoon’s in the Far East

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Mollygo Sat 03-Sept-22 11:34:42

The honeymoon’s in the Far East
It starts with a glorious feast

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 03-Sept-22 17:24:51

The honeymoon's in the Far East
Its starts with a glorious feast
Then, onto a plane

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Bellanonna Sat 03-Sept-22 17:52:12

The honeymoon's in the Far East
Its starts with a glorious feast
Then, onto a plane
For a visit to Spain

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crazyH Sat 03-Sept-22 23:11:23

The honeymoon's in the Far East
Its starts with a glorious feast
Then, onto a plane
For a visit to Spain
But I won’t be chasing the beast !

Though matadors are quite handsome

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Nell8 Sun 04-Sept-22 10:16:31

With dark flashing eyes - and then some!

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Mollygo Sun 04-Sept-22 10:20:54

Though matadors are quite handsome
With dark flashing eyes - and then some!
A swish of the cape

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GoldenLady Sun 04-Sept-22 14:59:27

Though matadors are quite handsome
With dark flashing eyes - and then some!
A swish of the cape
Makes a beautiful shape

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Squiffy Sun 04-Sept-22 15:48:13

Though matadors are quite handsome
With dark flashing eyes - and then some!
A swish of the cape
Makes a beautiful shape
Makes my heart beat thump like a drum.

Back home to life less exciting

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Crocus5 Mon 05-Sept-22 07:56:44

Back home to life less exciting
Though I could cheer up with a sing

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nanna8 Mon 05-Sept-22 09:00:33

Back home to life less exciting
Though I could cheer up with a sing
A large slug of gin

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henetha Mon 05-Sept-22 09:58:26

Back home to life less exciting
Though I could cheer up with a sing
A large slug of gin,
With tonic put in

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Nell8 Mon 05-Sept-22 11:01:40

Back home to life less exciting
Though I could cheer up with a sing
A large slug of gin,
With tonic put in
Now married life is inviting

I'm off to the High Street to browse

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Mollygo Mon 05-Sept-22 17:59:55

I'm off to the High Street to browse
Whilst my dwindling finance allows

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henetha Tue 06-Sept-22 11:34:00

I'm off to the High Street to browse
Whilst my dwindling finance allows
So Primark for me

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