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But there’s life in the old gal yet
I’ve lots to do, my mind is set
Skydiving is one

But there’s life in the old gal yet
I’ve lots to do, my mind is set

I’d like to perform on the stage
But not so easy as I age
I forget all my lines
Are these now the signs
That my life is turning the page.

But there's life in the old gal yet

I’d like to perform on the stage
But not so easy as I age
I forget all my lines
Are these now the signs

I’d like to perform on the stage
But not so easy as I age
I forget all my lines

I’d like to perform on the stage
But not so easy as I age

That was a budget for fat cats
The hoi polloi left on the mats
While you and I freeze
Some folk, in Belize
Are wearing their elegant hats.

I'd like to perform on the stage

That was a budget for fat cats
The hoi polloi left on the mats
While you and I freeze
Some folk, in Belize

That was a budget for fat cats
The hoi polloi left on the mats
While you and I freeze

That was a budget for fat cats
The hoi polloi left on the mats

Oooh, now I feel woozy and sick
Better get to the bathroom quick
No more wine for me
A nice cup of tea
Far too much wine was no picnic

That was a budget for fat cats

Oooh, now I feel woozy and sick
Better get to the bathroom quick
No more wine for me
A nice cup of tea

Oooh, now I feel woozy and sick
Better get to the bathroom quick
No more wine for me

Oooh, now I feel woozy and sick
Better get to the bathroom quick

At least I'd be happy and mellow
Whites of my eyes will be yellow
Bur why would I care?
I won't turn a hair
I'll try not to shout and bellow.

Oooh, now I feel woozy and sick

At least I'd be happy and mellow
Whites of my eyes will be yellow
Bur why would I care?
I won't turn a hair

At least I'd be happy and mellow,
Whites of my eyes will be yellow
But why would I care?

At least I'd be happy and mellow,
Whites of my eyes will be yellow

I've drunk too much coffee today
My nerves are a-fizzing, way-hey
I should switch to decaf
Or just for a laugh
Maybe try out a nice cabernet.

At least I'd be happy and mellow

I've drunk too much coffee today
My nerves are a-fizzing, way-hey
I should switch to deccaf
Or just for a laugh

I've drunk too much coffee today
My nerves are a-fizzing, way-hey
I should switch to deccaf

I've drunk too much coffee today
My nerves are a-fizzing, way-hey

Such a beautiful evening here
But rust on the grass, it’s so queer.
I can only think
That it should be pink
Perhaps I have drunk too much beer.

I’ve drunk too much coffee today

Such a beautiful evening here
But rust on the grass, it’s so queer.
I can only think
That is should be pink

Such a beautiful evening here
But rust on the grass, it’s so queer.
I can only think