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But then, after ‘finishing school’
She became what the young call ‘cool’
But proper and boring

But then, after ‘finishing school’
She became what the young call ‘cool’

There was a wee wench with skinny toes
And a big red spot on her nose
Her shoes did not fit
She gargled with spit
She can’t be called an English Rose

But then, after ‘finishing school’

There was a wee wench with skinny toes
And a big red spot on her nose
Her shoes did not fit
She gargled with spit

There was a wee wench with skinny toes
And a big red spot upon her nose
Her shoes did not fit

There was a wee wench with skinny toes
And a big red spot upon her nose

No new start so let’s use this
Cooler nights are absolute bliss!
No sweaty hot feet
It’s certainly a treat
You can stay in and kiss and kiss!

There was a wee wench with skinny toes

No new start so let’s use this
Cooler nights are absolute bliss!
No sweaty hot feet
It’s certainly a treat

(Sorry Juliet- phone rang and I forgot !)
No new start so let’s use this
Cooler nights are absolute bliss!
No sweaty hot feet

No new start left so let’s use this
Cooler nights are absolute bliss!

There’s an autumn feel to today
The heat’s finally vanished,hooray!
The night arrives soon
That is quite a boon
And days become stormy and grey

No new start left so let’s use this

There’s an autumn feel to today
The heat’s finally vanished,hooray!
The night arrives soon
That is quite a boon
And days become stormy and grey

There’s an autumn feel to today
The heat's finally vanished, hooray!
The night arrives soon
That is quite a boon

There’s an autumn feel to today
The heat's finally vanished, hooray!
The night arrives soon

There’s an autumn feel to today
The heat's finally vanished, hooray!

The starlings that swoop in the sky
Often look like smoke drifting high
They dive and they soar,
Love them even more
I wish I could take wing I sigh

There’s an autumn feel to today

The starlings that swoop in the sky
Often look like smoke drifting high
They dive and they soar,
Love them even more

The starlings that swoop in the sky
Often look like smoke drifting high
They dive and they soar

The starlings that swoop in the sky
Often look like smoke drifting high

Some birds will be migrating soon
But they’ll return before next June
We’ll welcome them back
Baby ducklings will quack
And the nightingale sing its tune

The starlings that swoop in the sky

Some birds will be migrating soon
But they’ll return before next June
We’ll welcome them back
Baby ducklings will quack

Some birds will be migrating soon
But they’ll return before next June
We’ll welcome them back

Some birds will be migrating soon
But they'll return before next June.

I love to spend time with my friends
Discussing many odds and ends
Over tea and cake
Or biscuits I bake
Our meet-ups do pay dividends.

Some birds will be migrating soon

I love to spend time with my friends
Discussing many odds and ends
Over tea and cake
Or biscuits I bake