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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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henetha Tue 06-Sept-22 11:34:00

I'm off to the High Street to browse
Whilst my dwindling finance allows
So Primark for me

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Mollygo Mon 05-Sept-22 17:59:55

I'm off to the High Street to browse
Whilst my dwindling finance allows

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Nell8 Mon 05-Sept-22 11:01:40

Back home to life less exciting
Though I could cheer up with a sing
A large slug of gin,
With tonic put in
Now married life is inviting

I'm off to the High Street to browse

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henetha Mon 05-Sept-22 09:58:26

Back home to life less exciting
Though I could cheer up with a sing
A large slug of gin,
With tonic put in

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nanna8 Mon 05-Sept-22 09:00:33

Back home to life less exciting
Though I could cheer up with a sing
A large slug of gin

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Crocus5 Mon 05-Sept-22 07:56:44

Back home to life less exciting
Though I could cheer up with a sing

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Squiffy Sun 04-Sept-22 15:48:13

Though matadors are quite handsome
With dark flashing eyes - and then some!
A swish of the cape
Makes a beautiful shape
Makes my heart beat thump like a drum.

Back home to life less exciting

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GoldenLady Sun 04-Sept-22 14:59:27

Though matadors are quite handsome
With dark flashing eyes - and then some!
A swish of the cape
Makes a beautiful shape

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Mollygo Sun 04-Sept-22 10:20:54

Though matadors are quite handsome
With dark flashing eyes - and then some!
A swish of the cape

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Nell8 Sun 04-Sept-22 10:16:31

With dark flashing eyes - and then some!

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crazyH Sat 03-Sept-22 23:11:23

The honeymoon's in the Far East
Its starts with a glorious feast
Then, onto a plane
For a visit to Spain
But I won’t be chasing the beast !

Though matadors are quite handsome

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Bellanonna Sat 03-Sept-22 17:52:12

The honeymoon's in the Far East
Its starts with a glorious feast
Then, onto a plane
For a visit to Spain

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 03-Sept-22 17:24:51

The honeymoon's in the Far East
Its starts with a glorious feast
Then, onto a plane

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Mollygo Sat 03-Sept-22 11:34:42

The honeymoon’s in the Far East
It starts with a glorious feast

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Bellanonna Sat 03-Sept-22 10:04:21

The baker used a high ladder
Height of cake simply got madder
A posy on top
But the whole thing might drop
It’s just going from bad to badder!

The honeymoon’s in the Far East

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GoldenLady Fri 02-Sept-22 16:01:54

The baker used a high ladder
Height of cake simply got madder
A posy on top
But the whole thing might drop!

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Nell8 Thu 01-Sept-22 15:26:37

The baker used a high ladder
Height of cake simply got madder
A posy on top

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Mollygo Thu 01-Sept-22 14:21:22

The baker used a high ladder
Height of cake simply got madder

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 01-Sept-22 14:11:53

The Vicar has finished his speech
Light-hearted, not wanting to preach
The cake is now cut
Made of fruit and nut
So many tiers, how'd they reach?

The baker used a high ladder

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crazyH Wed 31-Aug-22 23:27:56

The Vicar has finished his speech
Light-hearted, not wanting to preach
The cake is now cut
Made of fruit and nut

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NanKate Wed 31-Aug-22 21:51:56

The Vicar has finished his speech
Light-hearted, not wanting to preach
The cake is about to be cut

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Crocus5 Wed 31-Aug-22 20:40:51

The Vicar has finished his speech
Light-hearted, not wanting to preach

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Squiffy Wed 31-Aug-22 20:26:02

Why does a groom wear a top hat?
The taller look makes him less fat?
In this day and age
He needs to upstage
The Best Man, his friend, who’s called Pat.

The Vicar has finished his speech

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NanKate Wed 31-Aug-22 20:08:24

Why does a groom wear a top hat?
The taller look makes him less fat?
In this day and age
He needs to upstage

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GoldenLady Wed 31-Aug-22 13:11:05

Why does a groom wear a top hat?
The taller look makes him less fat?
In this day and age

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