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BankHoliday. What shall we do?
I’ll hide from crowds, what about you?
Just another day
So at home I’ll stay
Doing crosswords and sudoku

Next week it will be September

Bank Holiday. What shall we do?
I'll hide from crowds, what about you?
Just another day
So at home I'll stay

Bank holiday. What shall we do?
I'll hide from crowds, what about you?
Just another day

Bank holiday. What shall we do?
I'll hide from crowds, what about you?

I took my poor cat tot the vet
He's black and sleek, I call him Jet
His coat’s gone quite sparse
Soft fur? That’s a farce!
But he’s got lots of life in him yet

Bank holiday. What shall we do?

I took my poor cat tot the vet
He's black and sleek, I call him Jet
His coat’s gone quite sparse
Soft fur? That’s a farce!

I took my poor cat tot the vet
He's black and sleek, I call him Jet
His coat’s gone quite sparse

I took my poor cat tot the vet
He's black and sleek, I call him Jet

At least he will not be hungry
Eating burger, fries and sundry
A carrot or two
Woof! No, thank you!
I only eat veggies on Monday.

I took my poor cat to the vet

At least he will not be hungry
Eating burger, fries and sundry
A carrot or two
Woof! No, thank you!

At least he will not be hungry
Eating burger, fries and sundry
A carrot or two

At least he will not be hungry
Eating burger, fries and sundry

Alas, he does not realise
Rather a problem therein lies
He is not the eggs` father
Perhaps he`d rather
Exchange for a burger and fries

At least he will not be hungry

Alas, he does not realise
Rather a problem therein lies
He is not the eggs' father
Perhaps he’d rather

Alas, he does not realise
Rather a problem therein lies
He is not the eggs' father

Alas, he does not realise
Rather a problem therein lies

A cute little puppy named Ben
Fell in love with my little hen
Just watch how he begs
For some of her eggs
To sit on and hatch in his den

Alas, he does not realise

A cute little puppy named Ben
Fell in love with my little hen
Just watch how he begs
For some of her eggs

A cute little puppy named Ben
Fell in love with my little hen
Just watch how he begs

A cute little puppy named Ben
Fell in love with my little hen

They're digging the road up outside
We've got a ramp, on which we'll glide
Or we might fall in
It's yellow and thin
I hear that some drivers have died!

A cute little puppy named Ben

They're digging the road up outside
We've got a ramp, on which we'll glide
Or we might fall in
It's yellow and thin

They’re digging the road up outside
We’ve got a ramp, on which we’ll glide
Or we might fall in

They’re digging the road up outside
We’ve got a ramp, on which we’ll glide

Sunak or Truss, who's going to win?
It’s Truss for me and a bottle of gin
You'll need it my friend
I’m following a trend
I’m just going to watch how they spin.

They’re digging the road up outside