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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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Crocus5 Fri 26-Aug-22 17:54:39

BankHoliday. What shall we do?
I’ll hide from crowds, what about you?
Just another day
So at home I’ll stay
Doing crosswords and sudoku

Next week it will be September

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 26-Aug-22 15:41:54

Bank Holiday. What shall we do?
I'll hide from crowds, what about you?
Just another day
So at home I'll stay

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crazyH Fri 26-Aug-22 11:51:01

Bank holiday. What shall we do?
I'll hide from crowds, what about you?
Just another day

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henetha Fri 26-Aug-22 11:44:23

Bank holiday. What shall we do?
I'll hide from crowds, what about you?

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Bellanonna Fri 26-Aug-22 09:44:41

I took my poor cat tot the vet
He's black and sleek, I call him Jet
His coat’s gone quite sparse
Soft fur? That’s a farce!
But he’s got lots of life in him yet

Bank holiday. What shall we do?

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Mollygo Thu 25-Aug-22 17:42:10

I took my poor cat tot the vet
He's black and sleek, I call him Jet
His coat’s gone quite sparse
Soft fur? That’s a farce!

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crazyH Thu 25-Aug-22 16:50:03

I took my poor cat tot the vet
He's black and sleek, I call him Jet
His coat’s gone quite sparse

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 25-Aug-22 15:50:45

I took my poor cat tot the vet
He's black and sleek, I call him Jet

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henetha Thu 25-Aug-22 10:27:46

At least he will not be hungry
Eating burger, fries and sundry
A carrot or two
Woof! No, thank you!
I only eat veggies on Monday.

I took my poor cat to the vet

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GoldenLady Wed 24-Aug-22 13:39:03

At least he will not be hungry
Eating burger, fries and sundry
A carrot or two
Woof! No, thank you!

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Mollygo Wed 24-Aug-22 11:46:40

At least he will not be hungry
Eating burger, fries and sundry
A carrot or two

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henetha Wed 24-Aug-22 10:47:39

At least he will not be hungry
Eating burger, fries and sundry

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Hellogirl1 Tue 23-Aug-22 21:06:02

Alas, he does not realise
Rather a problem therein lies
He is not the eggs` father
Perhaps he`d rather
Exchange for a burger and fries

At least he will not be hungry

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Squiffy Tue 23-Aug-22 14:29:22

Alas, he does not realise
Rather a problem therein lies
He is not the eggs' father
Perhaps he’d rather

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GoldenLady Tue 23-Aug-22 14:10:13

Alas, he does not realise
Rather a problem therein lies
He is not the eggs' father

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Juliet27 Tue 23-Aug-22 09:53:05

Alas, he does not realise
Rather a problem therein lies

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Hellogirl1 Mon 22-Aug-22 23:13:01

A cute little puppy named Ben
Fell in love with my little hen
Just watch how he begs
For some of her eggs
To sit on and hatch in his den

Alas, he does not realise

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crazyH Mon 22-Aug-22 17:31:32

A cute little puppy named Ben
Fell in love with my little hen
Just watch how he begs
For some of her eggs

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Mollygo Mon 22-Aug-22 16:32:28

A cute little puppy named Ben
Fell in love with my little hen
Just watch how he begs

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crazyH Mon 22-Aug-22 16:18:07

A cute little puppy named Ben
Fell in love with my little hen

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GoldenLady Mon 22-Aug-22 16:12:22

They're digging the road up outside
We've got a ramp, on which we'll glide
Or we might fall in
It's yellow and thin
I hear that some drivers have died!

A cute little puppy named Ben

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 22-Aug-22 15:34:41

They're digging the road up outside
We've got a ramp, on which we'll glide
Or we might fall in
It's yellow and thin

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Squiffy Mon 22-Aug-22 13:40:31

They’re digging the road up outside
We’ve got a ramp, on which we’ll glide
Or we might fall in

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crazyH Sun 21-Aug-22 20:48:12

They’re digging the road up outside
We’ve got a ramp, on which we’ll glide

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Mollygo Sun 21-Aug-22 20:02:19

Sunak or Truss, who's going to win?
It’s Truss for me and a bottle of gin
You'll need it my friend
I’m following a trend
I’m just going to watch how they spin.

They’re digging the road up outside

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