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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 12-Aug-22 16:13:10

If I wear that thing to the beach
I'll display too much of my 'peach'
Could get arrested

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Squiffy Fri 12-Aug-22 15:28:40

If I wear that thing to the beach
I’ll display too much of my ‘peach’ blush

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GoldenLady Fri 12-Aug-22 15:08:25

I've only just squeezed into my bikini
Yes, you 're right, it's teeny weeny!
With polka dots
(Big yellow spots)
Now, stop laughing - don't be a meanie!

If I wear that thing to the beach

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Elrel Fri 12-Aug-22 09:18:36

I've only just squeezed into my bikini
Yes, you 're right, it's teeny weeny!
With polka dots
Such colourful spots

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Bellanonna Fri 12-Aug-22 09:16:11

I've only just squeezed into my bikini
Yes, you 're right, it's teeny weeny!
With polka dots
(Big yellow spots)

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Bellanonna Thu 11-Aug-22 13:46:44

I've only just squeezed into my bikini
Yes, you 're right, it's teeny weeny!
With polka dots

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Nell8 Thu 11-Aug-22 13:30:48

I've only just squeezed into my bikini
Yes, you 're right, it's teeny weeny!

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NanKate Wed 10-Aug-22 21:51:17

The heatwave is roaring towards us
I can't stand it - I'm a right wuss
I’m walking around
In damp clothing, I’ve found
I know I’m making a big fuss.

I’ve only just squeezed into my bikini ?

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Mollygo Wed 10-Aug-22 18:35:57

The heatwave is roaring towards us
I can't stand it - I'm a right wuss
I’m walking around
In damp clothing, I’ve found

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crazyH Wed 10-Aug-22 12:50:31

The heatwave is roaring towards us
I can't stand it - I'm a right wuss
I’m walking around

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 10-Aug-22 12:06:21

The heatwave is roaring towards us
I can't stand it - I'm a right wuss

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NanKate Tue 09-Aug-22 22:30:09

Of bagpipes they also are fond
With drummers they form a close bond
Their strathspeys and reels
Are just what appeals
As they dance and cavort by the pond

The heatwave is roaring towards us ☀️☄️?

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Mollygo Tue 09-Aug-22 21:46:00

Of bagpipes they also are fond
With drummers they form a close bond
Their strathspeys and reels
Are just what appeals

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Elrel Tue 09-Aug-22 17:27:13

Of bagpipes they also are fond
With drummers they form a close bond
Their strathspeys and reels

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Nell8 Tue 09-Aug-22 14:54:10

Of bagpipes they also are fond
With drummers they form a close bond

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GoldenLady Tue 09-Aug-22 14:43:30

I met a nice man in Argyll
The sight of his kilt made me smile.
But then the wind blew,
It really is true
The Scots have a daring life style!

Of bagpipes they also are fond

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henetha Tue 09-Aug-22 10:34:59

I met a nice man in Argyll
The sight of his kilt made me smile.
But then the wind blew,
It really is true

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Squiffy Tue 09-Aug-22 09:55:11

I met a nice man in Argyll
The sight of his kilt made me smile.
But then the wind blew

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Mollygo Tue 09-Aug-22 09:30:55

I met a nice man in Argyll
The sight of his kilt made me smile.

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Bellanonna Tue 09-Aug-22 09:27:36

An athlete posed on podium
Alas, didn't take his immodium
The running he did
Caused him to get rid
Of quite a lot of the food in him

I met a nice man in Argyll

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crazyH Mon 08-Aug-22 21:51:45

An athlete posed on podium
Alas, didn't take his immodium
The running he did
Caused him to get rid

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Mollygo Mon 08-Aug-22 20:34:18

An athlete posed on podium
Alas, didn't take his immodium
The running he did

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GoldenLady Mon 08-Aug-22 18:10:10

An athlete posed on podium
Alas, didn't take his immodium

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Elrel Mon 08-Aug-22 15:38:48

A bear thought I was his best friend
Until I asked if he would lend
Me his back scratcher
Help! Call the dispatcher!
I truly meant not to offend!

An athlete posed on podium

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GoldenLady Mon 08-Aug-22 14:09:15

A bear thought I was his best friend
Until I asked if he would lend
Me his back scratcher
Help! Call the dispatcher!

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