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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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crazyH Tue 12-Jul-22 21:09:30

When the alarm goes off at night
I wake up with a startled fright

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Elrel Tue 12-Jul-22 17:15:54

I adore his deep baritone
I wish he’d call me on the phone
Should I fall once again?
D’ya think I should deign
Or stand on my feet all alone?

When the alarm goes off at night

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crazyH Tue 12-Jul-22 16:32:13

I adore his deep baritone
I wish he’d call me on the phone
Should I fall once again?
D’ya think I should deign

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GoldenLady Tue 12-Jul-22 15:34:28

I adore his deep baritone
I wish he’d call me on the phone
Should I fall once again?

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crazyH Tue 12-Jul-22 13:46:46

I adore his deep baritone
I wish he’d call me on the phone

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 12-Jul-22 13:33:39

I splat-landed in a great heap
My language was blue bleep. Bleep! Bleep!
Then the hunk next door
Joined me on the floor
He slipped on his platforms so deep.

I adore his deep baritone

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crazyH Tue 12-Jul-22 12:24:39

I splat-landed in a great heap
My language was blue bleep! Bleep! Bleep!
Then the hunk next door
Joined me on the floor

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henetha Tue 12-Jul-22 12:13:38

I splat-landed in a great heap
My language was blue bleep! Bleep! Bleep!
Then the hunk next door

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Mollygo Tue 12-Jul-22 10:50:59

I splat-landed in a great heap
My language was blue bleep! Bleep! Bleep!

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Squiffy Tue 12-Jul-22 10:38:09

My lashes did not stay in place
But slowly crept off down my face
My stockings just drooped
Below ankles looped
So I tripped and fell with no grace.

I splat-landed in a great heap

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 12-Jul-22 09:36:05

My lashes did not stay in place
But slowly crept off down my face
My stockings just drooped
Below ankles looped

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NanKate Tue 12-Jul-22 07:57:21

My lashes did not stay in place
But slowly crept off down my face
My stockings just drooped

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Mollygo Tue 12-Jul-22 03:53:26

My lashes did not stay in place
But slowly crept off down my face

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crazyH Mon 11-Jul-22 22:52:37

Are you a glamorous granny?
We-ell, fillers disguise each cranny
But one day in May
Whilst feeling so gay
I dressed up like LaRue, Danny

My lashes did not stay in place

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NanKate Mon 11-Jul-22 21:58:05

Are you a glamorous granny?
We-ell, fillers disguise each cranny
But one day in May
Whilst feeling so gay

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crazyH Mon 11-Jul-22 20:49:43

Are you a glamorous granny?
We-ell, fillers disguise each cranny
But one day in May

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Jangran99 Mon 11-Jul-22 19:22:00

Are you a glamorous granny?
We-ell, fillers disguise each cranny

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 11-Jul-22 15:38:04

I fancy wearing a sarong
With perhaps a matching sparkly thong
And an uplift bra
But I'm a grandma
So who says that really it's wrong?

Are you a glamorous granny?

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GoldenLady Mon 11-Jul-22 14:09:11

I fancy wearing a sarong
With perhaps a matching sparkly thong
And an uplift bra
But I'm a grandma

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henetha Mon 11-Jul-22 11:05:27

I fancy wearing a sarong
With perhaps a matching sparkly thong
And an uplift bra

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NanKate Mon 11-Jul-22 07:45:53

I fancy wearing a sarong
With perhaps a matching sparkly thong

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crazyH Mon 11-Jul-22 00:08:36

Found a dress that fits me just right
Makes a change that it’s not too tight
It covers my knees
And it's sure to please
My hubby, who’s always liked white

I fancy wearing a sarong

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Jangran99 Sun 10-Jul-22 22:52:08

Found a dress that fits me just right
Makes a change that it’s not too tight
It covers my knees
And it's sure to please

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Mollygo Sun 10-Jul-22 18:17:48

Found a dress that fits me just right
Makes a change that it’s not too tight
It covers my knees

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Squiffy Sun 10-Jul-22 17:49:42

Found a dress that fits me just right
Makes a change that it’s not too tight

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