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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

Grany Sun 10-Jul-22 17:21:38

I regret that very big pie
That I bought from a truck driving by
My belt just can’t cope
My butt is a joke
I'll be Slimming bye and bye

Found a dress that fits me just right

Grany Sun 10-Jul-22 17:20:09

Found a dress that fits me just right

Grany Sun 10-Jul-22 17:18:12

I regret that very big pie
That I bought from a truck driving by
My belt just can’t cope
My butt is a joke
Slimming bye and bye

NanKate Sun 10-Jul-22 16:34:53

I regret that very big pie
That I bought from a truck driving by
My belt just can’t cope
My butt is a joke

Squiffy Sun 10-Jul-22 16:26:16

I regret that very big pie
That I bought from a truck driving by
My belt just can’t cope

GoldenLady Sun 10-Jul-22 15:42:51

I regret that very big pie
That I bought from a truck driving by

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 10-Jul-22 15:00:29

Then walk to the district of lakes
Great views and delectable cakes!
To Kendall for mint
Which could leave me skint
And hope it's cooler for all our sakes.

I regret that very big pie

Bellanonna Sun 10-Jul-22 13:58:15

Then walk to the district of lakes
Great views and delectable cakes!
To Kendall for mint
Which could leave me skint

Squiffy Sun 10-Jul-22 13:32:13

Then walk to the district of lakes
Great views and delectable cakes!
To Kendall for mint

Mollygo Sun 10-Jul-22 12:33:33

Then walk to the district of lakes
Great views and delectable cakes!

henetha Sun 10-Jul-22 11:16:28

Let’s whizz up to Berwick on Tweed
Plenty to see and do indeed
‘Twill be my first time
But don't have a dime
I've just got enough for a feed.

Then walk to the district of lakes

Grany Sat 09-Jul-22 20:07:18

Let’s whizz up to Berwick on Tweed
Plenty to see and do indeed
‘Twill be my first time
But don't have a dime

crazyH Sat 09-Jul-22 18:44:15

Let’s whizz up to Berwick on Tweed
Plenty to see and do indeed
‘Twill be my first time

Crocus5 Sat 09-Jul-22 18:37:47

Let’s whizz up to Berwick on Tweed
Plenty to see and do indeed

Mollygo Sat 09-Jul-22 18:27:36

No need for holidays in Spain
Let’s avoid all the airports’ pain
Cornwall is better
Although it is wetter
And hillier than Salisbury Plain

Let’s whizz up to Berwick on Tweed

GoldenLady Sat 09-Jul-22 15:39:19

No need for holidays in Spain
Let’s avoid all the airports’ pain
Cornwall is better
Although it is wetter

nanna8 Sat 09-Jul-22 14:25:24

No need for holidays in Spain
Let’s avoid all the airports’ pain
Cornwall is better

Squiffy Sat 09-Jul-22 14:19:27

No need for holidays in Spain
Let’s avoid all the airports’ pain

crazyH Sat 09-Jul-22 13:37:23

Relaxed in the garden am I
Watching the birds fluttering by
The hammock is swinging
And swifts are winging
I’m in awe of the clear blue sky

No need for holidays in Spain

Juliet27 Sat 09-Jul-22 13:01:01

Relaxed in the garden am I
Watching the birds fluttering by
The hammock is swinging
And swifts are winging

NanKate Sat 09-Jul-22 11:47:56

Relaxed in the garden am I
Watching the birds fluttering by
The hammock is swinging

Crocus5 Sat 09-Jul-22 09:12:19

Relaxed in the garden am I
Watching the birds fluttering by

Mollygo Sat 09-Jul-22 09:00:30

I rarely sup a pint of ale
But Sangria’s a diff’rent tale
Ice cold and fruity
A Pimms seems snooty
But ice cold champagne? Never fails!

Relaxed in the garden am I

Juliet27 Sat 09-Jul-22 05:57:19

strict rules reminder
I rarely sup a pint of ale
But Sangria’s a diff’rent tale
Ice cold and fruity
A Pimms seems snooty

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GoldenLady Fri 08-Jul-22 23:18:42

I rarely sup a pint of ale
But Sangria’s a diff’rent tale
Something ice cold and fruity

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