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Bright baubles on the Christmas tree
Always fill the children with glee
I've eaten the cake 88558 rhythm reminder
And seen a snowflake
So, ready for Christmas? That’s me!

The cards are all written and stamped

Bright baubles on the Christmas tree
Always fill the children with glee
I've eaten the cake 88558 rhythm reminder
And seen a snowflake

Bright baubles on the Christmas tree
Always fill the children with glee
I've eaten all the Christmas cake

Bright baubles on the Christmas tree
Always fill the children with glee

Drat! My lights are in a tangle
They're caught up in that gold bangle
Damnation! I sigh
I strain to untie
Now my nerves are in a jangle!

Bright baubles on the Christmas tree

Drat! My lights are in a tangle
They're caught up in that gold bangle
Damnation! I sigh
I strain to untie

Drat! My lights are in a tangle
They're caught up in that gold bangle
Damnation! I sigh

Drat! My lights are in a tangle,
They’re caught up in that gold bangle

I'd like to be a Christmas tree
With loads of bling all over me
And baubles galore
With tinsel, what's more
I’d be such a fine sight to see.

Drat! My lights are in a tangle,

on the wrong page again GL

Not everyone can sing in tune
Some people howl at the moon

I'd like to be a Christmas tree
With loads of bling all over me
And baubles galore
With tinsel, what's more

I'd like to be a Christmas tree
With loads of bling all over me
And baubles galore

I'd like to be a Christmas tree
With loads of bling all over me

Instead, perhaps an indoor pool
Where water is warm as a rule
No sharks to be seen
It’s hopefully clean
But No Entry sign is cruel

I'd like to be a Christmas tree

Instead, perhaps an indoor pool
Where water is warm as a rule
No sharks to be seen
It’s hopefully clean

Instead, perhaps an indoor pool
Where water is warm as a rule
No sharks to be seen

Instead, perhaps an indoor pool
Where water is warm as a rule.

Surrounded by sharks, do not swim
Their jaws quickly sever a limb
Say a quick prayer
To pray they don't care
Trusting to luck is a bit dim.

Instead, perhaps an indoor pool

Surrounded by sharks, do not swim
Their jaws quickly sever a limb
Say a quick prayer
To pray they don't care

Surrounded by sharks, do not swim
Their jaws quickly sever a limb
Say a quick prayer

Surrounded by sharks, do not swim
Their jaws quickly sever a limb

Whilst walking a dog late at night
Best to make sure you have torchlight
You might break a leg
For help you must beg
Or your dog might get into a fight!

Surrounded by sharks, do not swim

Whilst walking a dog late at night
Best to make sure you have torchlight
You might break a leg
For help you must beg

Whilst walking a dog late at night
Best to make sure you have torchlight
You might break a leg