I wore my Beatles t-shirt to bed, and woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head...

I wore my Otis Reading tee shirt to bed and woke up Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay

I wore my Tommy Roe t shirt and woke up all Dizzy!

Or I wore my Boney M T shirt to bed and woke up by the River of Babylon

I wore my doctor Hook T shirt to bed and woke up with Sylvia's mother.

I wore my Wild Man Fischer t-shirt to bed and woke up to find Miss Jennifer Jones was lying dead on my porch!

Wore my Boney M T shirt to bed and woke up with Rasputin

Wore my Nina Simone tee shirt to bed and woke up Putting a Spell on you being for the next friend I saw

Chewing gum (sorry, one eye on the tennis ?)

I wore my Lonnie Donegan t-shirt to bed, woke up and found my chewing lost its flavour on the bed post overnight

I wore my Jam t shirt to bed and woke up in a town called malice

I wore my Sex Pistols Y shirt to bed, and woke up pretty vacant.

Wore my Terry Wogan T shirt and and woke up doing the Floral dance

I wore my ac/dc tshirt to bed and woke up on the highway to hell.

I wore my Eric Clapton T-shirt to bed, and he said yes, you look Wonderful Tonight.

I have to get off this thread, I’m gardening, and lyrics keep popping up in my head…..

I wore my Michael Buble tee shirt to bed and woke up with Frosty the Snowman.

I wore my Herman's Hermits t shirt to bed and woke up to find there was no milk today.

I wore my Judge Dredd T shirt to bed, and woke up with a big 7.

I wore my Clive Malcolm T shirt to bed, and woke up with a fatty bum bum.

What a clever thread this is.

I wore my Elvis Presley t shirt to bed and woke up with a suspicious mind.

I wore my
George Thorogood T shirt to bed, and woke up bad to the bone.

MissA try not to dissapoint
Went to bed in my Leslie Gore T shirt,pregnant
Cos nobody knows where my johnny has gone

downtoearth

Wore my Donavan T shirt,tried to catch the wind

Trust you!

I wore my Black Sabbath t-shirt to bed and woke up Paranoid