I wore my Beatles t-shirt to bed, and woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head...

Callistemon What did Glad say?

I wore my Cliff Richard t-shirt to bed and woke up with a Bachelor Boy who said Please Don't Tease

Now we don't talk any more.

FarNorth

Callistemon What did Glad say?

She shouted Get back to where you once belonged

I wore my Eric Clapton T shirt to bed and I can’t find my way home.

I wore my “our kid”T-shirt to bed now “you just might see me cry”

Wore my Stevie Wonder tee shirt to bed and woke up with a part time lover.

But then my Kylie tee shirt spoiled it…I should be so lucky ?

Wore my Rod Stewart t-shirt to bed and woke up on a downtown train

I wore my Johnny Cash t-shirt to bed and woke up with a boy named Sue.

I,wore my Toots and the Maytells T shirt to bed, and woke up with a big monkey man.

I wore my Steps T-shirt to bed woke up and realised I was going nowhere. Tragedy!

Wore my Bee Gees t-shirt to bed and woke up with Night Fever

I wore my Mike Curb Congregation t-shirt to bed and woke up Burning Bridges.

I wore my Jungle Book t-shirt to bed but woke up without even the bare necessities

Wore my Moody Blues t-shirt to bed and woke up at the end of the Night in White Satin

I wore my Def Leppard t-shirt to bed and was chased by an Animal who Run Riot and suffered Hysteria, I woke covered in Love Bites.

I wore my Liz Truss T shirt I wore my Rishi Sunak T shirt
I went to bed naked.

I woke up with a Sting t-shirt on and Someone watching me.

Wore my Little Richard t-shirt to bed and woke up with Long Tall Sally

I wore my Kenny Rogers t-shirt to bed and woke up on an island in the stream.

I wore my Jim Reeves t-shirt to bed and woke up to the sound of distant drums.

I wore my Tommy Steele t-shrt to bed and woke up singin' the blues

I wore my Wham T-shirt to bed last night and dreamed of Boris Johnson again. Wake me up before you go-go.

Casdon.

I wore my Andy Fairweather-Low t-shirt to bed and woke up wide-eyed and legless so I quickly grabbed my Boo Radleys t-shirt and felt the sun shining on my eyes ?

I wore my Lindisfarne T shirt to bed and woke up to find there was Fog on the Tyne (and it was all mine)