I wore my Beatles t-shirt to bed, and woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head...

I wore my
George Thorogood T shirt to bed, and woke up bad to the bone.

I wore my Elvis Presley t shirt to bed and woke up with a suspicious mind.

What a clever thread this is.

I wore my Clive Malcolm T shirt to bed, and woke up with a fatty bum bum.

I wore my Judge Dredd T shirt to bed, and woke up with a big 7.

I wore my Herman's Hermits t shirt to bed and woke up to find there was no milk today.

I wore my Michael Buble tee shirt to bed and woke up with Frosty the Snowman.

I wore my Eric Clapton T-shirt to bed, and he said yes, you look Wonderful Tonight.

I have to get off this thread, I’m gardening, and lyrics keep popping up in my head…..

I wore my ac/dc tshirt to bed and woke up on the highway to hell.

Wore my Terry Wogan T shirt and and woke up doing the Floral dance

I wore my Sex Pistols Y shirt to bed, and woke up pretty vacant.

I wore my Jam t shirt to bed and woke up in a town called malice

I wore my Lonnie Donegan t-shirt to bed, woke up and found my chewing lost its flavour on the bed post overnight

Chewing gum (sorry, one eye on the tennis ?)

Wore my Nina Simone tee shirt to bed and woke up Putting a Spell on you being for the next friend I saw

Wore my Boney M T shirt to bed and woke up with Rasputin

I wore my Wild Man Fischer t-shirt to bed and woke up to find Miss Jennifer Jones was lying dead on my porch!

I wore my doctor Hook T shirt to bed and woke up with Sylvia's mother.

Or I wore my Boney M T shirt to bed and woke up by the River of Babylon

I wore my Tommy Roe t shirt and woke up all Dizzy!

I wore my Otis Reading tee shirt to bed and woke up Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay

I wore my Tracey Chapman tee shirt to bed and woke up in a Fast Car,

I wore my Tracy Emin tee shirt and woke up in a really messy bed.

I wore my Barry Manilow t shirt to bed and woke up in the Copacabana.