I wore my Beatles t-shirt to bed, and woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head...

I wore my Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart t shirt to bed and woke up to a little night music (Eine Kleine Nachtmusik)

Boris wore his Little Richard t-shirt to bed
And woke up playing with his little ding-a-ling.

I wore my Duran Duran t-shirt to bed
And woke up hungry like the wolf!

(Sorry!)
I wore my Rolf Harris T shirt, and woke up with an extra leg.

Wore my Peggy Lee t-shirt to bed and woke up with a Fever

I wore my Cliff Richard t-shirt and woke up looking like a Living Doll

Wore my Fleetwood Mac t-shirt to bed and I woke up with an Albatross which unluckily wanted to be with me Everywhere.

Wore my Dave Clark Five t-shirt to bed and woke up Feeling Glad All Over.

Wore my Treorchy Male Voice Choir T shirt and woke up all through the night.

After his sacking, Michael Gove wore his Taylor Swift T-shirt to bed. Bad Blood ?

Boris wore his Tracey Ullman t-shirt to bed and woke up to tell Carrie, "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!"

I wore my Middle of The Road t-shirt to bed and woke up to my mama gone.

Boris wore his Beach boys t-shirt to bed and woke up feeling Good Vibrations.

Boris wore his Europe T-shirt to bed, and woke up to find it singing to him - It’s the Final Countdown. (Lead singer President Macron)

I wore my Edith Piaff t-shirt to bed and found "I have no regrets".

I wore my Warren Somebodyorother T shirt to bed, and woke up with Ah-hoo, werewolves of London!
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, werewolves of London!

Wore my Simply Red t-shirt to bed
Woke up next to husband, Ted.
And said
"If you don't know me by now"

Wore my Gerry and the Pacemakers t-shirt to bed and I woke up all alone in a storm.

Boris wore his Shirley Bassey t-shirt to bed and woke up to find that The Party’s Over.

Boris wore his Beastie Boys T shirt, and woke up to fight, for his right... to paarrrrrrttty!!!

Boris wore his Gloria Gaynor t-shirt to bed and woke to find everyone singing Go on now, go, walk out the door - Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore

Boris wore his Marc Almond t shirt to bed and woke up to say hello and wave goodbye

Boris wore his Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Titch t-shirt to bed and woke up vowing to Hold Tight but after wearing his Animals underpants for a while he realised he'd Gotta Get Outta This Place.

Boris wore his Cliff Richard t-shirt to bed at No.10 last night and woke up realising that Carrie doesn’t Live Here any More!!