I wore my Beatles t-shirt to bed, and woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head...

I wore my Harry Belafonte t-shirt to bed and woke up on my Island in the Sun

I wore my Kinks T shirt to bed and woke up a dedicated follower of fashion.

I wore my Vivaldi t-shirt to bed and dreamt I could play the violin and had to practise The Four Seasons.

Wore my Frank Sinatra T shirt to bed and woke up with a stranger in the night,who insisted I did it his way

I wore my Dolly Parton t-shirt to bed and woke up wearing a coat of many colours.

I wore my Patsy Cline tee shirt to bed and I woke up Crazy. It was the Three Cigarettes in the Ashtray that set me off.

I wore my Roy Orbison t-shirt to bed and woke up a pretty woman.

I wore my Ark Royal t-shirt to bed and woke up to find myself sailing, home again 'cross the sea.
And Rod Stewart was there! ?

I wore my Pink Floyd T shirt to bed, and woke up on the dark side of the moon.

I slept really well in my Mamas and Papas T-shirt. I was California Dreamin’.

I went to bed in my Jimmy Young t-shirt, woke up with the man from Laramie.

I wore my Beatles T shirt to bed and woke up yesterday after a hard day's night with Michelle in Penny Lane.

Wore my Otis Reading t-shirt to bed and woke up Sitting on the Dock of the Bay

I wore my Arthur Brown T shirt to bed and woke up....."Fire!"

Wore my middle of the road tshirt to bed on waking up my hubby shouted WHERES YOUR MAMA GONE...

I wore my Rolling Stones t-shirt to bed and woke up with Sympathy for the Devil

Wore my Rod Stewart T shirt to bed and woke up cause some young bloke was yelling, "Maggie" in my ear.

Wore my Harry Belafonte T shirt to bed and woke up with a hole in my bucket

Wore my Da rude T shirt to bed and woke up in a sandstorm

Wore my Boney M T shirt to bed and woke up by the rivers of Babylon

Wore my jungle book T shirt to bed and woke up with the king of the swingers
I am now divorced

I wore my Eagles t-shirt to bed and woke up in the Hotel California

I wore my Pat Boone t-shirt to bed and woke up with Speedy Gonzales

I was cold so I wore my Ralph McTell, my Sweet and my Free T shirts to bed I woke up on the streets of London being chased by a fox on the run but it’s alright now