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Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Tue 18-Oct-22 17:25:19

It's pronounced "Goo-vain". Allegedly.

It started about 25 years ago in a serious online forum about language and grammar when somebody asked seriously about the correct name of the @ symbol. The thread then continued to discuss the formal names of other symbols until it diverged from the original point:

>>>>>> What's a pilcrow?
>>>>> "¶" is a pilcrow. What's an octothorp?
>>>> "#" is an octothorp. What's a virgule?
>>> A virgule is an old musical instrument. What's a spinet
>>A spinet is a small grove of trees. What's a copse?

And so on. It's been going on in various parts of the net since being evicted from the original forum, and has spawned many new threads.

Answer a question imaginatively, ask a "What is" question connected to your answer.

Shall I start?

What's a knees-up?

aquagran Sat 05-Nov-22 13:07:39

Number of times a person of colour has been insulted.
What’s an insult?

Retread Sat 05-Nov-22 14:30:16

Insult is when you accidentally add salt to your tea instead of sugar. What is sugar?

MrsKen33 Sat 05-Nov-22 14:40:15

Sugar is Shergar’s sister .
What is a sister ?

fairfraise Sat 05-Nov-22 20:58:07

A sister is a little friend who pops up on your screen and annoys you. What's screen?

biglouis Sun 06-Nov-22 05:21:16

Scream is what you do when a horror film in on screen.

What is a film?

aquagran Sun 06-Nov-22 09:09:13

Film is shrink wrapped over the steak you can’t wait to fry.
What is shrink?

Mollygo Sun 06-Nov-22 09:29:22

Shrink? My clothes do that after Christmas feasting!!!
What is feasting?

henetha Sun 06-Nov-22 11:19:31

Feasting is the opposite of fasting as you can eat what you like in large amounts.
What is amounts?

Retread Sun 06-Nov-22 11:49:02

A mount is what people do to get on to a horse. What is a horse?

foxie48 Sun 06-Nov-22 12:07:42

What happens to your throat when you have a bad cold. What's a cold?

Retread Sun 06-Nov-22 13:35:46

A cold shower is what is advocated for good health. What is an advocate?

Namsnanny Sun 06-Nov-22 13:40:50

A creamy Dutch drink, primarily drunk in the 70s or at Christmas

What is dutch?

aquagran Sun 06-Nov-22 14:50:20

“Let’s go Dutch!”is what you hope a boyfriend won’t say on a first date!
Ok… what’s a boyfriend!

biglouis Sun 06-Nov-22 15:04:06

A boyfriend is a male child of whom you are fond

What is a child?

Retread Sun 06-Nov-22 15:16:28

A child grows up to (hopefully) become an adult. What is become?

Namsnanny Sun 06-Nov-22 15:46:57

Change an M for an N and an E for an A.
Then you have an orange ball with a light in it on top of a striped pole.

What is a pole?

foxie48 Sun 06-Nov-22 17:14:54

It's how you find out what people think. What are people?

Mollygo Sun 06-Nov-22 17:14:54

Something to stop you falling over when you’re doing exotic dancing.
What’s exotic?

Retread Sun 06-Nov-22 20:32:45

Exotic is what I call my toxic ex after a few glasses of wine when I'm gossiping about him. What is gossip?

biglouis Sun 06-Nov-22 20:54:35

Gossip can be very hot amd burn your mouth! Its a popular pub food in Newcastle.

What is a pub?

MrsKen33 Mon 07-Nov-22 04:39:17

A pub is a baby pug.

What is a baby?

Mollygo Mon 07-Nov-22 06:35:46

A baybee is an insect that pollinates flowers and trees on the coast near us.
What is coast?

biglouis Mon 07-Nov-22 08:41:56

Coast is what you do in work when nearing pension age.

What is work?

MrsKen33 Mon 07-Nov-22 10:42:24

I do love that answerbiglouis

Work is a penance for relaxation.

What is relaxation ?

Retread Mon 07-Nov-22 12:12:34

Relaxation is what one would hope would apply to taxation. What is apply?

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