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Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Tue 18-Oct-22 17:25:19

It's pronounced "Goo-vain". Allegedly.

It started about 25 years ago in a serious online forum about language and grammar when somebody asked seriously about the correct name of the @ symbol. The thread then continued to discuss the formal names of other symbols until it diverged from the original point:

>>>>>> What's a pilcrow?
>>>>> "¶" is a pilcrow. What's an octothorp?
>>>> "#" is an octothorp. What's a virgule?
>>> A virgule is an old musical instrument. What's a spinet
>>A spinet is a small grove of trees. What's a copse?

And so on. It's been going on in various parts of the net since being evicted from the original forum, and has spawned many new threads.

Answer a question imaginatively, ask a "What is" question connected to your answer.

Shall I start?

What's a knees-up?

biglouis Wed 16-Nov-22 22:34:24

She is the mother of the Tin Man, usually found on the Yellow Brick Road gossiping.

What is a road?

Namsnanny Thu 17-Nov-22 10:49:32

Road is a rendezvous for toads hoping to get s-mashed
What is rendezvous?

Mollygo Thu 17-Nov-22 11:13:28

A rendezvous is a meeting between Ron, Dez and you-usually for something more exciting than coffee.
What’s coffee?

Retread Thu 17-Nov-22 11:36:37

Coffee is the startled noise you make when the solicitor tells you his fee. What is a solicitor?

LadyHonoriaDedlock Thu 17-Nov-22 15:33:43

A solicitor is someone who makes a living off the sins of others

What is original sin?

fairfraise Thu 17-Nov-22 16:17:13

Original sin is a concept dreamed up by Theo Logie.

What is theology?

Squiffy Thu 17-Nov-22 16:26:19

The ology is the qualification you acquire when you study at uni. Beatie's grandson had a Soci ology and, therefore, was a scientist.

What's a scientist?

Retread Thu 17-Nov-22 17:01:58

A scientist ist eine scion. What is a scion?

biglouis Thu 17-Nov-22 17:30:21

A lazy way of saying science fiction, usually employed by the chinless descendent of an aristocratic family.

What is aristocratic?

fairfraise Thu 17-Nov-22 20:34:46

A cool cat wearing nylons.
What are nylons?

LadyHonoriaDedlock Thu 17-Nov-22 21:43:07

Nylons are towers supporting negative electric power lines.

What is electricity?

Retread Thu 17-Nov-22 22:10:58

Electricity is the spark that connects two people who fall in love. What is love?

biglouis Thu 17-Nov-22 22:23:03

"Luv" is what working class people called one another in Liverpool when I was a child.

What is a child?

Grannmarie Fri 18-Nov-22 00:22:46

A child is father to the man ( Wordsworth)

What is a poet?

fairfraise Fri 18-Nov-22 08:12:21

A poet is a miniature chamber pot for a doll's house.

What is a chamber?

Mollygo Fri 18-Nov-22 08:14:19

A chamber is a place where secrets can be kept hidden.

What is secret?

Retread Fri 18-Nov-22 08:48:11

Secret is when people secrete information that they know about inside their heads. What is inside?

biglouis Fri 18-Nov-22 10:15:28

Inside is a place where nervous people feel safe.

What is safe?

Glorianny Fri 18-Nov-22 10:47:24

Safe is someone who wants to swear but suddenly realises that it isn't an appropriate time or place
What is appropriate?

Mollygo Fri 18-Nov-22 11:13:10

Appropriate is to take something that doesn’t belong to you without the owner’s permission.
What is belong?

Pythagorus Fri 18-Nov-22 11:39:33

Belong can be being a member of a group. He belongs to the cricket club. It can also indicate the owner of property. The Ferrari belongs to the rich guy!

Pythagorus Fri 18-Nov-22 11:40:33

What is soporific?

Retread Fri 18-Nov-22 13:51:38

Soporific is the soup with fish eyes/kangaroo testicles/bugs etc that is served on "I'm a celebrity ..." and it tastes horrific. What is horrific?

Retread Fri 18-Nov-22 13:52:18

Actually, let's make that- what is celebrity?

fairfraise Fri 18-Nov-22 15:03:59

Celebrity is when you bare your all to be on a Great British . . . show.

What is bare?

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