Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia

Human is the person sitting somewhere behind you who keeps making an irritating sound (sometimes known as humming) when you are in a public place- bus/train /cinema etc.
What is public?

Public is a kind of lavatory.

What is a kind?

Kind is a small child that goes to a kindergarten.
What is a child ?

A child can be any age and sometimes there is a "failure to launch" when they don't leave home. What is a failure?

Failure is not achieving a goal but can still be used as a valuable learning tool.

What is a tool?

A tool is what elves call a toadstool. They like abbreviating words as they are so busy playing with the fairies.
What is a fairy?

Fairy is an insulting term used for gay men in the past.

What is an insult?

Insult is short for wearing sultry clothes to express your passionate nature.
What’s passionate

Molly

Passionate is when you eat a passion fruit with great enjoyment. What is a fruit?

Fruit
Fru it is what you have to get when times are tough!
What is tough?

Tough is having to do something you don't like.

What is like?

Like is what they call a lake in New Zealand.

What is a lake?

A l-ake is how I feel when I get out of bed in the morning before I manage to get my legs moving and my back stretched
What is a stretch?

Going to prison for a long time.

What is prison ?

A prison is something that reflects light. What is reflect?

A reflect is a rainbow. What’s a rainbow?

A rainbow is a weapon used by Robin Hood in inclement weather.
What is weather?

An inane topic of conversation. What is conversation?

Con versation is poetry written by a criminal.

What is a criminal?

A criminal is an animal wearing crimplene. What is wearing?

Wearing is when someone just won't stop going on!!

What is on?

When you do something on time it means doing it exactly when you should.

What is time?

Time is what children spend on the naughty step, which is usually inside but is called "out"
What is out?

Out is what you shout to your neighbour's cat when it comes to use your garden as a litter tray. What is a tray?

Out is when you've been living in a closet with your secret for a long time, and then someone, or possibly yourself, decide to tell the world about it.

What is decide?