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Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Tue 18-Oct-22 17:25:19

It's pronounced "Goo-vain". Allegedly.

It started about 25 years ago in a serious online forum about language and grammar when somebody asked seriously about the correct name of the @ symbol. The thread then continued to discuss the formal names of other symbols until it diverged from the original point:

>>>>>> What's a pilcrow?
>>>>> "¶" is a pilcrow. What's an octothorp?
>>>> "#" is an octothorp. What's a virgule?
>>> A virgule is an old musical instrument. What's a spinet
>>A spinet is a small grove of trees. What's a copse?

And so on. It's been going on in various parts of the net since being evicted from the original forum, and has spawned many new threads.

Answer a question imaginatively, ask a "What is" question connected to your answer.

Shall I start?

What's a knees-up?

Mollygo Thu 08-Dec-22 22:09:20

It’s d’ place where you go ice skating.
What’s ice?

BlueBelle Thu 08-Dec-22 22:17:49

They re what you use you’re glasses for
What are glasses

biglouis Fri 09-Dec-22 09:43:46

Something you drink beer from in a pub.

What is a pub?

Doodle Fri 09-Dec-22 10:42:26

A small dog who drinks beer.

What is beer?

nanna8 Fri 09-Dec-22 12:33:24

A beer is someone who gets on with things and lives life to the full.
What’s life?

Wheniwasyourage Fri 09-Dec-22 13:58:17

Life is a long sentence.

What's a sentence?

Fernbergien Fri 09-Dec-22 16:31:27

Going to a isolated home to live without any expense.

What’s expense

Squiffy Fri 09-Dec-22 17:10:45

Expense is when you’ve no pence left in your purse.

What is a purse?

MrsKen33 Fri 09-Dec-22 17:15:18

It’s the shape your lips make when you are unsure of something.

What are lips?

swampy1961 Fri 09-Dec-22 22:12:32

Lips are what we smack when we love the taste of something.

What's smack?

biglouis Sat 10-Dec-22 06:52:00

Smack is a little gift my father gave me if I said a word out of place.

What is a gift?

swampy1961 Sat 10-Dec-22 20:14:51

A gift is from a horse with a mouth

What is a mouth?

Squiffy Sat 10-Dec-22 20:22:50

A mouth is a small rodent, frequently seen indoors when kindly presented by a cat! 🐭

What is presented?

Mollygo Sat 10-Dec-22 20:34:29

Presented is when you buy ready perfumed toilet paper.
What is perfumed?

Doodle Sat 10-Dec-22 21:11:36

Per-fume is the noise made by a very annoyed cat.

What is annoyed?

MrsKen33 Sun 11-Dec-22 02:24:48

The opposite of cathoyed

What is opposite ?

nanna8 Sun 11-Dec-22 04:28:00

Opposite is a toddler who sits on a po.
What is a toddler ?

biglouis Sun 11-Dec-22 12:17:24

A toddler is similar to a hot toddy but you cant drink it.

What is a drink?

Mollygo Sun 11-Dec-22 14:54:29

A drink is something to warm you up when you’ve been skating on de rink.
What is skating?

Wheniwasyourage Sun 11-Dec-22 14:55:23

A drink is something you can have on me.

What is me?

Wheniwasyourage Sun 11-Dec-22 14:56:25

Sorry, Mollygo, crossed posts. Let's go with yours - you got there first!

Wheniwasyourage Sun 11-Dec-22 14:57:46

Skating is what you do when you're trying to catch a skate, but you shouldn't because some of them are endangered.

What is endangered?

MrsKen33 Sun 11-Dec-22 15:21:19

Most everything other than the human race,.

What is human?

Retread Sun 11-Dec-22 17:06:47

Human is a surname in certain countries. What is a surname?

Wheniwasyourage Sun 11-Dec-22 18:04:08

A surname is what a man gets if he is knighted.

What is knighted?

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