Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia

A floor is when something is wrong with a product. If it’s noticeable you might get a discount.
What’s a discount?

They are what you put on d'floor. What's a floor?

Oops ignore me.

Short, er ... is the opposite of tall and lanky. What is lanky?

Snorter is the act of using both recreational and prescription drugs for pleasure

What are drugs?

Hiking is a very tall monarch, unlike our own dear King Charles who seems shorter than he used to be.
What is shorter?

Rank is the smell from the flytipping we passed when we were hiking.

What is hiking?

An intendant is a high-ranking official or administrator, especially in France, Spain, or Portugal.

What is rank?

Mollygo I was just thinking that too. Funny, and fun! And clever.

Expense is what the shop attendant said when she wouldn't accept pennies. What is an attendant?

Can I say that this thread is always entertaining and sometimes very funny. My mind is currently full of images of chic hens-in berets!
Layers are different depths of colour in hair, achieved by balayage usually at great expense.
What’s expense.

Chic hens are layers that have been preened and are off to the Poultry Fanciers Show. What are layers?

It's the name for a group of chickens.

What is a chicken?

Facets is a Face Time call with youngest son (hence the lowercase "s"). What is hence?

Anything really that is difficult to disentangle, takes ages and has lots of facets.

What are facets?

High is a method of greeting, slapping someone's hand and for some reason the number five is involved.
What is involved?

It's a state of being that occurs around the time of a general election, and is expected to be at an all time high at the time of the next one.

What is high?

A convention is a convent with an atom of net electrical charge.
What is electrical

Alternatives are local people who don't follow convention. What is convention?

Hobson's choice can leave you with no alternatives.

What are alternatives?

A doorway is a choice between a push or a pull.
What is a choice?

A type of doorway similar to an exit but only for thin people

What is a doorway?

A faster is somebody who is not eating.

What's anorexia?

A runner is like a walker but faster. What's a faster?

A blade is part of the title of the film Blade Runner. What is a runner?

D’itch ir what I get just below my left shoulder blade every night at around 9 o’clock.
What is a blade?