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Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Tue 18-Oct-22 17:25:19

It's pronounced "Goo-vain". Allegedly.

It started about 25 years ago in a serious online forum about language and grammar when somebody asked seriously about the correct name of the @ symbol. The thread then continued to discuss the formal names of other symbols until it diverged from the original point:

>>>>>> What's a pilcrow?
>>>>> "¶" is a pilcrow. What's an octothorp?
>>>> "#" is an octothorp. What's a virgule?
>>> A virgule is an old musical instrument. What's a spinet
>>A spinet is a small grove of trees. What's a copse?

And so on. It's been going on in various parts of the net since being evicted from the original forum, and has spawned many new threads.

Answer a question imaginatively, ask a "What is" question connected to your answer.

Shall I start?

What's a knees-up?

Retread Mon 31-Oct-22 12:55:39

A library is a Lib Dem candidate raring to go! What is a candidate?

Mollygo Mon 31-Oct-22 12:01:58

Versailles is the poetry section of books in the library.

What is a library?

fairfraise Mon 31-Oct-22 11:31:31

Looking is a private bathroom at Versailles. What's Versailles?

MissAdventure Mon 31-Oct-22 09:46:24

It's what Alice did to the looking glass, when she got fed up with it.

What is looking?

Mollygo Mon 31-Oct-22 08:41:31

Thrones are things that someone threw.
What’s threw?

biglouis Mon 31-Oct-22 07:02:22

GOT is an abbreviation for Game of Thrones.

What are thrones?

Retread Sun 30-Oct-22 21:43:09

Oops, crossed posts.

A complement is something that adds to what you've got. What is a got?

Retread Sun 30-Oct-22 21:42:04

Town is where you go when you have messages.

What is a message?

LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 30-Oct-22 21:41:40

Town complements a gown

What's a complement?

Jackiest Sun 30-Oct-22 20:28:45

Rock is a sweet rod with the town's name through it.
What is town?

biglouis Sun 30-Oct-22 19:45:09

Doe, Rae and Me are members of a popular rock band

What is rock?

LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 30-Oct-22 19:09:25

Stupid is as stupid does

What's a doe?

icanhandthemback Sun 30-Oct-22 18:38:32

It's a stupid cowy! What's stupid?

Mollygo Sun 30-Oct-22 18:36:29

Monopoly = one seller
But if Mono =1 poly= many it’s
almost an oxymoron
What’s an oxymoron?

fairfraise Sun 30-Oct-22 17:46:38

The end of a game of Monopoly that's gone on for days! What is Monopoly?

MrsKen33 Sun 30-Oct-22 14:22:16

The oldest board game in the world.
What is board ?

fairfraise Sun 30-Oct-22 14:16:08

Energy is your "get up and go". What is go?

icanhandthemback Sun 30-Oct-22 11:05:37

A champion is somebody who backs an energy company. What is energy?

henetha Sun 30-Oct-22 10:47:27

A surfing champion. What is champion?

fairfraise Sun 30-Oct-22 10:44:13

Talking is trying hard to get the screw into your surface. What is surface?

Retread Sun 30-Oct-22 08:53:44

Youth is what you say when you accidentally bite your tongue whilst talking. What is talking?

biglouis Sun 30-Oct-22 07:40:51

Young is what youth is wasted on.

What is youth?

MrsKen33 Sun 30-Oct-22 05:24:33

A very young pug dog.

What is young?

MiniMoon Sun 30-Oct-22 00:39:18

Around is what you try to avoid buying in the pub.
What is a pub

Mollygo Sat 29-Oct-22 23:43:57

Shoot is what I say when the grandchildren are around and I’m trying not to be rude!
What is around?

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