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Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Tue 18-Oct-22 17:25:19

It's pronounced "Goo-vain". Allegedly.

It started about 25 years ago in a serious online forum about language and grammar when somebody asked seriously about the correct name of the @ symbol. The thread then continued to discuss the formal names of other symbols until it diverged from the original point:

>>>>>> What's a pilcrow?
>>>>> "¶" is a pilcrow. What's an octothorp?
>>>> "#" is an octothorp. What's a virgule?
>>> A virgule is an old musical instrument. What's a spinet
>>A spinet is a small grove of trees. What's a copse?

And so on. It's been going on in various parts of the net since being evicted from the original forum, and has spawned many new threads.

Answer a question imaginatively, ask a "What is" question connected to your answer.

Shall I start?

What's a knees-up?

biglouis Sat 29-Oct-22 23:34:03

Game is something rich people go to shoot at

What is shoot?

FannyCornforth Sat 29-Oct-22 16:13:47

A twist is something totally unexpected. confused

I’m definitely giving up with this game! smile

Ali08 Sat 29-Oct-22 16:10:42

A plait is a twist of hair.

What is a twist?

MrsKen33 Sat 29-Oct-22 14:41:42

A person from Liverpool

What is a person ?

Retread Sat 29-Oct-22 14:11:03

Chicken liver paté. What is liver?

FannyCornforth Sat 29-Oct-22 12:05:07

A rather taste-free water biscuit.
What, or who, goes on a water biscuit?

Mollygo Sat 29-Oct-22 09:06:19

A flat makes your car lean to one side. What’s a car?

biglouis Sat 29-Oct-22 08:42:41

A load of flats piled on top of one another

What is a flat?

MrsKen33 Sat 29-Oct-22 05:33:49

A noisy tower without an L

What is a tower?

Ashcombe Fri 28-Oct-22 21:35:23

A cat who lived with Babe. Whats a babe?

Retread Fri 28-Oct-22 19:11:21

A vegan might be popular with Meghan, Duchess of Sussex. What's a Duchess?

henetha Fri 28-Oct-22 18:42:00

Carrot is a vegan gold wedding ring
What's a vegan?

Mollygo Fri 28-Oct-22 18:25:14

Stick is the more forceful way of getting things done than carrot.
What is carrot?

MrsKen33 Fri 28-Oct-22 16:48:41

A clue is something that doesn’t stick very well.

What is stick?

biglouis Fri 28-Oct-22 16:16:23

Does he have a clue

Whats a clue?

MissAdventure Fri 28-Oct-22 14:36:52

Handsome is as handsome does.

What is does?

MissAdventure Fri 28-Oct-22 14:30:12

Haven't we all! grin

Retread Fri 28-Oct-22 14:20:34

(Had fit hirsute man on the brain grin )

Retread Fri 28-Oct-22 14:20:08

Oops I meant - what is handsome?

Retread Fri 28-Oct-22 14:19:15

Fit is what you think - bit don't say - to a handsome hirsute man. What is fit?

MissAdventure Fri 28-Oct-22 14:14:17

It's a not openly gay wardrobe. (If the wardrobe can fit inside)

What is fit?

Namsnanny Fri 28-Oct-22 13:43:52

Camouflage for a person in the closet

What is closet?

LadyHonoriaDedlock Fri 28-Oct-22 13:05:33

(what's a barbeque?)

Music for a French beard-trimmer

What's a beard?

Mollygo Fri 28-Oct-22 13:00:54

MissAdventure

It is a wage between two sturdy and hirsute men, as to who does the best barbeque.

I’m just enjoying the image of two sturdy and hirsute men. Thanks MissAdventure.??

MissAdventure Fri 28-Oct-22 12:57:52

Oh ignore me please.
Im going to.

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