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Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Tue 18-Oct-22 17:25:19

It's pronounced "Goo-vain". Allegedly.

It started about 25 years ago in a serious online forum about language and grammar when somebody asked seriously about the correct name of the @ symbol. The thread then continued to discuss the formal names of other symbols until it diverged from the original point:

>>>>>> What's a pilcrow?
>>>>> "¶" is a pilcrow. What's an octothorp?
>>>> "#" is an octothorp. What's a virgule?
>>> A virgule is an old musical instrument. What's a spinet
>>A spinet is a small grove of trees. What's a copse?

And so on. It's been going on in various parts of the net since being evicted from the original forum, and has spawned many new threads.

Answer a question imaginatively, ask a "What is" question connected to your answer.

Shall I start?

What's a knees-up?

fairfraise Wed 26-Oct-22 10:29:36

Enjoy is a happy small engine . What is engine?

Namsnanny Wed 26-Oct-22 10:43:05

A genie who can't spell.

What is spell?

fairfraise Wed 26-Oct-22 10:49:22

Spell is bread flour without the tea. What is tea?

Squiffy Wed 26-Oct-22 13:31:09

N. Joy is a person who likes to have fun.

What is fun?

Squiffy Wed 26-Oct-22 13:32:04

Sorry, I was on previous page! blush

Squiffy Wed 26-Oct-22 13:33:17

Tea is eat in code.

What is code?

Retread Wed 26-Oct-22 14:54:32

Code is what you have when your nose is stuffy. What is stuffy?

MrsKen33 Wed 26-Oct-22 15:17:26

Stuffy is the plural for lots of things.

What is plural?

fairfraise Wed 26-Oct-22 15:49:56

Plural is a house decorated entirely with muriels. What's entirely?

Retread Wed 26-Oct-22 22:20:15

Entirely is absolutely complete, a done deal. What is a deal?

LadyHonoriaDedlock Thu 27-Oct-22 19:22:11

A deal is a Trumpish art.

What's an insurrection?

fairfraise Thu 27-Oct-22 20:54:54

An insurrection is a pub that's been revamped. What's a vamp?

LadyHonoriaDedlock Thu 27-Oct-22 20:56:46

Vamp is what the pianist plays until ready.

What's a pianist?

creativeness Thu 27-Oct-22 21:09:44

A pianist is in the orchestra what is an orchestra?

fairfraise Thu 27-Oct-22 21:15:32

An orchestra is a school of baby whales in a band. What's a whale?

Retread Thu 27-Oct-22 21:48:37

A whale (or more) is when you have a pod cruising the waters. What is the water?

fairfraise Thu 27-Oct-22 22:03:12

The water is what you oughta drink when thirsty. What's thirsty?

Mollygo Thu 27-Oct-22 23:39:42

Can’t resist this!!
Thirsty is two days before the weekend.
What’s a weekend?

biglouis Thu 27-Oct-22 23:49:38

A plait is an old fashioned term for a single length of hair, straw or other material made up of interlaced strands.

What is straw?

biglouis Thu 27-Oct-22 23:51:28

Sorry pn wrong page!

Weekend is the final two days when many folks take a breather.

What is a breather?

Retread Fri 28-Oct-22 07:38:54

Breather is when the woman sitting next to you smells good! What is next?

henetha Fri 28-Oct-22 11:47:27

Next is a nice shop that sells pretty dresses
What are dresses?

icanhandthemback Fri 28-Oct-22 12:43:54

Dresses are a group of Gp's who have surnames starting with the 19th letter of the alphabet. What is an alphabet?

Mollygo Fri 28-Oct-22 12:56:49

Alphabet is when you decide to put 50% less on a horse on Grand National day.
What’s a horse?

MissAdventure Fri 28-Oct-22 12:56:57

It is a wage between two sturdy and hirsute men, as to who does the best barbeque.

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