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Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Tue 18-Oct-22 17:25:19

It's pronounced "Goo-vain". Allegedly.

It started about 25 years ago in a serious online forum about language and grammar when somebody asked seriously about the correct name of the @ symbol. The thread then continued to discuss the formal names of other symbols until it diverged from the original point:

>>>>>> What's a pilcrow?
>>>>> "¶" is a pilcrow. What's an octothorp?
>>>> "#" is an octothorp. What's a virgule?
>>> A virgule is an old musical instrument. What's a spinet
>>A spinet is a small grove of trees. What's a copse?

And so on. It's been going on in various parts of the net since being evicted from the original forum, and has spawned many new threads.

Answer a question imaginatively, ask a "What is" question connected to your answer.

Shall I start?

What's a knees-up?

biglouis Tue 01-Nov-22 17:33:09

Aliens can burst out of your chest while eating with friends

What is a chest?

MrsKen33 Tue 01-Nov-22 18:48:28

A chest is a thing you keep offal in. Heart, liver, lungs etc.

What is offal?

Squiffy Tue 01-Nov-22 19:17:33

The smell of a blocked drain is offal.

What is a drain?

Retread Tue 01-Nov-22 20:03:54

A drain is a brain with a flipped over first letter. What is flipped?

biglouis Tue 01-Nov-22 23:01:13

Flipped is buying something and immediately selling on for profit

What is profit?

MrsKen33 Wed 02-Nov-22 05:10:22

The top half of a Choux pastry bun without the chocolate sauce

What is sauce ?

icanhandthemback Wed 02-Nov-22 09:29:50

Sauce is good for the gander. What's a gander?

Namsnanny Wed 02-Nov-22 10:04:34

A nosey person

What is nosey?

fairfraise Wed 02-Nov-22 11:29:54

Nosey, nocan nodo - one who sits on the fence. What is fence?

biglouis Wed 02-Nov-22 12:08:08

To fence is an old and honourable (if dangerous) sport

What is sport?

LadyHonoriaDedlock Wed 02-Nov-22 12:34:25

A sport is an unwanted mutant deviation

What is a mutant?

henetha Wed 02-Nov-22 13:12:44

Mutant is my very quiet aunt who hardly ever speaks. What is speaks?

Retread Wed 02-Nov-22 19:01:01

Speak is what a lot of people do too much of. What is much?

biglouis Wed 02-Nov-22 21:05:55

Much ado about nothing - in other words a whole lotta hassle.

What is hassle?

henetha Thu 03-Nov-22 10:20:31

Hassle is a hairy ass, similar to a donkey, which used to be used for carrying goods from one place to another. What is another?

Nana3 Thu 03-Nov-22 10:46:40

A N other don't think I know the person.
What is known?

icanhandthemback Thu 03-Nov-22 10:58:47

A known is a posh article of grammar. What is posh?

fairfraise Thu 03-Nov-22 11:12:43

Pawsh is a Siamese cat. What is cat?

Mollygo Thu 03-Nov-22 11:13:51

A cat is short for the part of a car, which is frequently stolen and sold on.

What is stolen?

biglouis Thu 03-Nov-22 12:02:11

Stolen is plural for stole - a kind of wrap around shawl

What is wrap?

Namsnanny Thu 03-Nov-22 12:21:04

Brown paper jumbled up and twisted out of shape

What is twisted?

Retread Thu 03-Nov-22 14:21:25

Twisted is what I do to the top of the bin bag before tying it up and putting it out for collection. What is collection?

LadyHonoriaDedlock Thu 03-Nov-22 15:16:46

Collection is what the English call uplift.

What's uplifting?

MrsKen33 Thu 03-Nov-22 15:21:32

A bra usually. Lifts and separates. What is separate?

foxie48 Thu 03-Nov-22 15:51:11

It's when you ditch your partner, what's a ditch?

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