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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

Mollygo Wed 27-Mar-24 17:55:27

But I might play a trick on the parrot
While tucked away in the garret
I'll teach him to swear
Into language he'll tear
With poems of Elizabeth Barrett

My Post Office parcel is due

GoldenLady Wed 27-Mar-24 13:21:20

But I might play a trick on the parrot
While tucked away in the garret
I'll teach him to swear
Into language he'll tear

VB000 Wed 27-Mar-24 09:17:18

But I might play a trick on the parrot
While tucked away in the garret
I'll teach him to swear

Juliet27 Tue 26-Mar-24 15:27:43

But I might play a trick on the parrot
While tucked away in the garret

GoldenLady Tue 26-Mar-24 12:36:24

It’s nearly April fools day again
And being fooled is such a pain
Spaghetti-tree hoax
Clingfilm on loo jokes
For such childishness I will not deign

But I might play a trick on the parrot

Salti Tue 26-Mar-24 11:10:13

It’s nearly April fools day again
And being fooled is such a pain
Spaghetti-tree hoax
Clingfilm on loo jokes

Mollygo Tue 26-Mar-24 10:29:59

It’s nearly April fools day again
And being fooled is such a pain
Spaghetti-tree hoax

Juliet27 Tue 26-Mar-24 02:17:10

It’s nearly April fools day again
And being fooled is such a pain

Gwyllt Mon 25-Mar-24 23:09:44

I’m babysitting a parrot
It likes fruit and the odd carrot
He whistles and swears
But nobody cares
He even likes a nice glass of claret

It’s nearly April fools day again

Mollygo Mon 25-Mar-24 22:19:07

I’m babysitting a parrot
It likes fruit and the odd carrot
He whistles and swears
But nobody cares

crazyH Mon 25-Mar-24 22:01:24

I’m babysitting a parrot
It likes fruit and the odd carrot
He whistles and swears

Salti Mon 25-Mar-24 17:21:58

I’m babysitting a parrot
It likes fruit and the odd carrot

Juliet27 Mon 25-Mar-24 16:24:17

Jeff ended up cleaning his plate
Food poisoned him, now he's 'the late',
Moral to this tale
Don’t eat if it’s stale
Even if you got a good rate

I’m babysitting a parrot

Gwyllt Mon 25-Mar-24 16:03:47

Jeff ended up cleaning his plate
Food poisoned him, now he's 'the late',
Moral to this tale
Don’t eat if it’s stale

crazyH Mon 25-Mar-24 15:05:32

Jeff ended up cleaning his plate
Food poisoned him, now he's 'the late',
Moral to this tale

52bright Mon 25-Mar-24 15:00:06

Jeff ended up cleaning his plate
Food poisoned him, now he's 'the late'

GoldenLady Mon 25-Mar-24 13:26:26

He thought Jeff had ordered roast lamb
But he wanted salad with ham
A tussle ensued
Jeff was very rude
But Randolph did not hear the slam

Jeff ended up cleaning his plate

VB000 Mon 25-Mar-24 09:07:28

He thought Jeff had ordered roast lamb
But he wanted salad with ham
A tussle ensued
Jeff was very rude

GoldenLady Sun 24-Mar-24 14:23:17

He thought Jeff had ordered roast lamb
But he wanted salad with ham
A tussle ensued

Salti Sun 24-Mar-24 09:07:41

He thought Jeff had ordered roast lamb
But he wanted salad with ham

Juliet27 Sun 24-Mar-24 08:46:04

Now, Randolph's a marvellous chef
He's also exceedingly deaf
He once took an order
From an old hoarder
Whose name I’m told was Scruffy Jeff

He thought Jeff had ordered roast lamb

52bright Sat 23-Mar-24 23:23:46

Now, Randolph's a marvellous chef
He's also exceedingly deaf
He once took and order
from an old hoarder

crazyH Fri 22-Mar-24 10:20:58

Now, Randolph's a marvelous chef
He's also exceedingly deaf
He once took an order

Salti Fri 22-Mar-24 09:40:37

Now, Randolph's a marvelous chef
He's also exceedingly deaf

GoldenLady Thu 21-Mar-24 21:28:54

She rests in an urn by the fire
Her memory can always inspire
Famed for key lime pie
And bread made with rye
Too bad that her fate was so dire

Now, Randolph's a marvelous chef

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