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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

crazyH Thu 21-Mar-24 13:08:29

She rests in an urn by the fire
Her memory can always inspire
Famed for key lime pie
And bread made with rye

VB000 Thu 21-Mar-24 12:57:25

She rests in an urn by the fire
Her memory can always inspire
Famed for key lime pie

GoldenLady Mon 18-Mar-24 15:02:16

She rests in an urn by the fire
Her memory can always inspire

Salti Sun 17-Mar-24 10:22:54

Aunt Gertrude was nicknamed the beast
But her dinners were always a feast
Hors-d’oeurves and starters
Rich puds for afters
I'm upset that she's now deceased

She rests in an urn by the fire

Juliet27 Sat 16-Mar-24 09:54:40

Aunt Gertrude was nicknamed the beast
But her dinners were always a feast
Hors-d’oeurves and starters
Rich puds for afters

crazyH Fri 15-Mar-24 16:10:04

Aunt Gertrude was nicknamed the beast
But her dinners were always a feast
Hors-d’oeurves and starters

GoldenLady Fri 15-Mar-24 15:10:56

Aunt Gertrude was nicknamed the beast
But her dinners were always a feast

Salti Thu 14-Mar-24 11:06:03

Are you watching the Oscar's tonight?
For me it was the Crufts dogs' plight
Much prefer dogs though
I too love them so
As long as they don't snarl and bite

Aunt Gertrude was nicknamed the beast

Juliet27 Thu 14-Mar-24 10:10:03

Are you watching the Oscar's tonight?
For me it was the Crufts dogs' plight
Much prefer dogs though
I too love them so

52bright Tue 12-Mar-24 17:20:25

Are you watching the Oscar's tonight?
For me it was the Crufts dogs' plight
Much prefer dogs though

Juliet27 Mon 11-Mar-24 08:58:01

Are you watching the Oscars tonight?
For me it was the Crufts dogs’ plight

GoldenLady Sun 10-Mar-24 16:11:13

So we have to dress for all weather
I'm at the end of my tether
Its umbrella and wellies
Feels more like Delhi’s
I suppose we're all in this together

Are you watching the Oscars tonight?

Juliet27 Sun 10-Mar-24 08:39:59

So we have to dress for all weather
I'm at the end of my tether
Its umbrella and wellies
Feels more like Delhi’s

Gwyllt Tue 05-Mar-24 16:36:23

So we have to dress for all weather
I'm at the end of my tether
Its umbrella and wellies

Salti Tue 05-Mar-24 16:04:34

So we have to dress for all weather
I'm at the end of my tether

GoldenLady Tue 05-Mar-24 15:25:49

The weather has been so extreme
And it doesn’t follow a theme
First sun and then hail
Forecasts seem to fail
Unpredictable now, it would seem

So we have to dress for all weather

Juliet27 Tue 05-Mar-24 08:43:55

The weather has been so extreme
And it doesn’t follow a theme
First sun and then hail
Forecasts seem to fail

henetha Sun 03-Mar-24 11:47:03

The weather has been so extreme
And it doesn’t follow a theme
First sun and then hail

Juliet27 Sun 03-Mar-24 07:46:01

The weather has been so extreme
And it doesn’t follow a theme

GoldenLady Sat 02-Mar-24 16:51:08

If you're visiting Leicester Square
With plenty of money to spare
Throw off all your cares
Ignore all the stares
And find something classy to wear

The weather has been so extreme

crazyH Thu 29-Feb-24 11:42:54

If you're visiting Leicester Square
With plenty of money to spare
Throw off all your cares
Catch shows in theatres

Salti Thu 29-Feb-24 11:41:19

If you're visiting Leicester Square
With plenty of money to spare
Throw off all your cares
Ignore all the stares

henetha Thu 29-Feb-24 10:48:54

If you're visiting Leicester Square
With plenty of money to spare
Throw off all your cares

Juliet27 Thu 29-Feb-24 08:52:11

If you're visiting Leicester Square
With plenty of money to spare

SeaWoozle Mon 26-Feb-24 22:33:18

:25crazyH

That limerick's truly confusing
And the story’s quite bemusing
You're right, it's quite silly,
Like Uncle Billy
Who spends most of his lifetime just snoozing

If you're visiting Leicester Square

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