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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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65KL Mon 08-Jan-24 08:08:38

Give me an ordinary man
But please describe him if you can
No idiosyncrasies
Gentle with lassies
Drives very reliable van

Maybe he sounds a bit boring

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BrightandBreezy Mon 08-Jan-24 00:13:24

Give me an ordinary man
But please describe him if you can
No idiosyncracies
Gentle with lassies

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GoldenLady Sun 07-Jan-24 16:19:20

Give me an ordinary man
But please describe him if you can
No idiosyncracies

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Jan-24 13:04:33

Give me an ordinary man
But please describe him if you can

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65KL Sun 07-Jan-24 08:26:25

Went to the pet shop,for a look
But with the owner I was...took
Invited him round
he bought his fierce hound
Sat between us dribbled and shook

Give me an ordinary man

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GoldenLady Sat 06-Jan-24 17:06:59

Went to the pet shop, for a look
But with the owner I was...took
Invited him round
But he brought his fierce hound

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BrightandBreezy Sat 06-Jan-24 16:10:58

Went to the pet shop, for a look
But with the owner I was...took
Invited him round

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Juliet27 Sat 06-Jan-24 15:44:40

Went to the pet shop, for a look
But with the owner I was..took

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crazyH Fri 05-Jan-24 23:07:53

Think I'll swap it for a budgie
Might not suit you, but would suit me
Blue or a green one
Even a stuffed one
Just for a bit of company.

Went to the pet shop, for a look

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Gwyllt Fri 05-Jan-24 23:03:36

Think I'll swap it for a budgie
Might not suit you, but would suit me
Blue or a green one
Even a stuffed one

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65KL Fri 05-Jan-24 22:08:35

Think I'll swap it for a budgie
Might not suit you, but would suit me
Blue or a green one

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BrightandBreezy Thu 04-Jan-24 19:29:02

Think I'll swap it for a budgie
Might not suit you, but would suit me

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crazyH Thu 04-Jan-24 12:06:04

A parrot in a cage could swear
It saw me in my underwear
Thought it would whistle
Not give dismissal
Perhaps it didn’t like my permed hair

Think i’ll swap it for a budgie

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VB000 Thu 04-Jan-24 11:43:43

A parrot in a cage could swear
It saw me in my underwear
Thought it would whistle
Not give dismissal

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crazyH Thu 04-Jan-24 11:15:23

A parrot in a cage could swear
It saw me in my underwear
Thought it would whistle

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Salti Thu 04-Jan-24 11:12:42

A parrot in a cage could swear
It saw me in my underwear

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henetha Thu 04-Jan-24 11:03:21

The brown dog sat under a tree
Don't know why ,between you and me
Maybe it was cool
Mouth is dribbling drool,
He's having trouble with a flea.

A parrot in a cage could swear

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65KL Wed 03-Jan-24 20:52:27

The brown dog sat under a tree
Don't know why ,between you and me
Maybe it was cool
Mouth is dribbling drool

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Juliet27 Wed 03-Jan-24 17:19:19

The brown dog sat under a tree
Don't know why, between you and me
Maybe it was cool

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BrightandBreezy Wed 03-Jan-24 01:21:22

The brown dog sat under a tree
Don't know why, between you and me

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65KL Tue 02-Jan-24 20:25:57

(Let's join the 2 half done limericks together )

There goes the doggy with my shoe
"Come back here" I scream like a shrew
He takes no notice
Chewy shoe is bliss
Favourite game he loves to do

The brown dog sat under a tree

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VB000 Tue 02-Jan-24 11:02:43

There goes the doggy with my shoe
Favourite game he loves to do

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Salti Mon 01-Jan-24 15:19:13

There goes the doggy with my shoe
"Come back here" I scream like a shrew
He takes no notice
Chewy shoe is bliss

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crazyH Mon 01-Jan-24 14:31:50

There goes the doggy with my shoe
"Come back here" I scream like a shrew
He takes no notice

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henetha Mon 01-Jan-24 10:48:12

There goes the doggy with my shoe
"Come back here" I scream like a shrew

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