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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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Salti Thu 27-Jul-23 12:20:18

Sorry....

It's time now the subject to change
I’ve a holiday to arrange
So - AirBnB?
Or maybe Tui?
Scarborough is in our price range

I'll buy a small bucket and spade

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Salti Thu 27-Jul-23 12:17:46

It's time now the subject to change
I’ve a holiday to arrange
So - AirBnB?
Or maybe Tui?
Scarborough is in our price range

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VB000 Thu 27-Jul-23 10:57:10

It's time now the subject to change
I’ve a holiday to arrange
So - AirBnB?
Or maybe Tui?

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FarNorth Thu 27-Jul-23 09:52:03

It's time now the subject to change
I’ve a holiday to arrange
So - AirBnB?

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Juliet27 Thu 27-Jul-23 09:03:33

It's time now the subject to change
I’ve a holiday to arrange

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GoldenLady Wed 26-Jul-23 14:27:07

It was Fred from the village pub
Our friendly community hub
“Go on then” I said
He saw me and fled
I was taking a bath in the tub!

It's time now the subject to change

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VB000 Wed 26-Jul-23 12:11:30

It was Fred from the village pub
Our friendly community hub
“Go on then” I said
He saw me and fled

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Crocus5 Wed 26-Jul-23 11:08:39

It was Fred from the village pub
Our friendly community hub
“Go on then” I said

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Salti Wed 26-Jul-23 10:53:11

It was Fred from the village pub
Our friendly community hub

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henetha Wed 26-Jul-23 10:20:52

My heart, it trembled with deep fear
The THING! it was ever so near
I hid near the floor
It came through the door
And said "would you like a nice beer?"

It was Fred from the village pub

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Juliet27 Wed 26-Jul-23 10:09:08

My heart, it trembled with deep fear
The THING! it was ever so near
I hid near the floor
It came through the door

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GoldenLady Tue 25-Jul-23 15:46:40

My heart, it trembled with deep fear
The THING! it was ever so near
I hid near the floor

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keepcalmandcavachon Tue 25-Jul-23 13:51:46

My heart, it trembled with deep fear
The THING! it was ever so near

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crazyH Tue 25-Jul-23 13:33:44

Vampire left his coffin tonight
Searching for a neck to bite
Mine's far too skinny
Ran to my Mini
I hoped to keep him out of sight

My heart, it trembled with deep fear

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VB000 Tue 25-Jul-23 10:52:52

Vampire left his coffin tonight
Searching for a neck to bite
Mine's far too skinny
Ran to my Mini

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henetha Tue 25-Jul-23 10:44:11

Vampire left his coffin tonight
Searching for a neck to bite
Mine's far too skinny

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crazyH Tue 25-Jul-23 00:26:55

Vampire left his coffin tonight
Searching for a neck to bite

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Salti Mon 24-Jul-23 20:59:59

Sorry...

Vampire left his coffin tonight

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Salti Mon 24-Jul-23 20:58:45

My family might be called strange
You could say we were all deranged
We howl at the moon
At a quarter to noon
And then go back home to the grange

Dracula left coffin tonight

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GoldenLady Sat 22-Jul-23 13:45:58

My family might be called strange
You could say we were all deranged
We howl at the moon
At a quarter to noon

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Salti Sat 22-Jul-23 09:57:53

My family might be called strange
You could say we were all deranged
We howl at the moon

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crazyH Thu 20-Jul-23 18:48:32

My family might be called strange
You could say we were all deranged

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GoldenLady Thu 20-Jul-23 18:34:16

When I borrowed my sister’s hat
She called me an entitled brat
We never got on
Cos she called me 'John'
And she didn't know my real name is Pat.

My family might be called strange

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FarNorth Thu 20-Jul-23 00:44:07

When I borrowed my sister’s hat
She called me an entitled brat
We never got on
Cos she called me 'John'

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crazyH Wed 19-Jul-23 22:41:56

When I borrowed my sister’s hat
She called me an entitled brat
We never got on

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