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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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henetha Sun 02-Jul-23 10:23:08

Ah, summer, it's loved and hated
Although, that could be debated
Mid 20s for me
No more, I agree

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Jul-23 07:58:21

Ah, summer, it's loved and hated
Although,that could be debated
Mid 20s for me

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Crocus5 Sun 02-Jul-23 07:09:36

Ah, summer, it's loved and hated
Although,that could be debated

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GoldenLady Sat 01-Jul-23 16:38:16

We had a long walk in the woods
We needed our hats and our hoods
Was colder than thought
Pair of gloves we bought
And plenty of other warm goods.

Ah, summer! It's loved and it's hated

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crazyH Sat 01-Jul-23 12:38:17

Slight adjustment- hope no one minds

We had a long walk in the woods
We needed our hats and our hoods
Was colder than thought
Pair of gloves we bought

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Juliet27 Sat 01-Jul-23 10:44:10

We had a long walk in the woods
We needed our hats and our gloves
Was colder than thought

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Salti Thu 29-Jun-23 15:42:26

We had a long walk in the woods
We needed our hats and our gloves

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VB000 Thu 29-Jun-23 12:02:45

I need some excitement today
Is anyone coming to play?
It’s quite damp and wet
My brolly I’ll get
My hot date has led me astray

We had a long walk in the woods

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Juliet27 Thu 29-Jun-23 09:33:47

I need some excitement today
Is anyone coming to play?
It’s quite damp and wet
My brolly I’ll get

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crazyH Wed 28-Jun-23 19:52:19

I need some excitement today
Is anyone coming to play?
It’s quite damp and wet

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Crocus5 Wed 28-Jun-23 16:48:01

I need some excitement today
Is anyone coming to play?

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henetha Wed 28-Jun-23 10:10:46

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
At least it's still beating
And this guy I’m meeting
I hope he's a really hot date.

I need some excitement today

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Juliet27 Wed 28-Jun-23 09:44:48

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
At least it's still beating
And this guy I’m meeting

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crazyH Tue 27-Jun-23 19:25:52

Police came to take her away
She pleaded guilty to affray,
Arm-locked her both sides
Checked her bona fides
And gave her the stripes, white and grey.

Back to GL
I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
At least it's still beating

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Salti Tue 27-Jun-23 18:07:48

Lets try again...

Police came to take her away
She pleaded guilty to affray,
Arm-locked her both sides
Checked her bona fides

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GoldenLady Tue 27-Jun-23 14:50:58

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
At least it's still beating

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Salti Tue 27-Jun-23 14:03:30

Police came to take her away
She pleaded guilty to affray,
Arm-locked her both sides
Checked her bona fides

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crazyH Tue 27-Jun-23 11:35:49

Police came to take her away
She pleaded guilty to affray,
Arm-locked her both sides

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henetha Tue 27-Jun-23 10:25:19

Police came to take her away
She pleaded guilty to affray,

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Juliet27 Tue 27-Jun-23 07:30:01

Help was the last thing he needed
"Oh do go away" he pleaded
"You're making things worse"
"I don't need a nurse!"
But his request was not heeded

Police came to take her away

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GoldenLady Mon 26-Jun-23 16:19:06

Help was the last thing he needed
"Oh do go away" he pleaded
"You're making things worse"
"I don't need a nurse!"

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Salti Mon 26-Jun-23 10:48:17

Help was the last thing he needed
"Oh do go away" he pleaded
"You're making things worse"

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henetha Mon 26-Jun-23 10:17:27

Help was the last thing he needed
"Oh do go away" he pleaded

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Juliet27 Mon 26-Jun-23 06:16:09

My friend Mae from a far off land
Decided she would join a band
Of travelling folk
Then, just for a joke
She thought she’d give Elton a hand

Help was the last thing he needed

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crazyH Sun 25-Jun-23 11:35:21

My friend Mae from a far off land
Decided she would join a band
Of travelling folk
Then, just for a joke

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