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crazyH Wed 03-May-23 16:58:30

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 03-May-23 15:19:10

I'll stick yo my favourite B&B
Though it has an occasional flea
The food's really great
You clean your own plate
By rinsing it off in the sea.

I'm a little restless of late

crazyH Tue 02-May-23 22:02:12

I'll stick to my favourite B&B
Though it has an occasional flea
The foods really great
You clean your own plate

CazzJazz Tue 02-May-23 21:43:12

I'll stick to my favourite B&B
Though it has an occasional flea
The food is great

GoldenLady Tue 02-May-23 14:46:30

I’ll stick to my favourite B&B
Though it has a occasional flea

crazyH Tue 02-May-23 11:25:01

Boy scouts can erect a tent
Whenever I built one it fell
Sagged in the middle
It was a fiddle
So, to ‘recycle’, it was sent

I’ll stick to my favourite B&B

henetha Tue 02-May-23 11:17:35

Boy scouts can erect a tent
Whenever I built one it fell
Sagged in the middle
It was a fiddle
I think it's poles were all bent.

So I took to recycling

VB000 Tue 02-May-23 11:14:51

Boy scouts can erect a tent
Whenever I built one it fell
Sagged in the middle
It was a fiddle

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 01-May-23 14:02:53

Boy scouts can erect a tent
Whenever I built one it fell
Sagged in the middle

Juliet27 Mon 01-May-23 12:13:06

Boy scouts can erect a tent well
Whenever I built one it fell

Salti Mon 01-May-23 11:53:26

think I have two in the shed
Along with a sled painted red
Nails and a hammer,
Tequila Slammer,
And an emergency camp bed

Boy scouts can erect a tent well

henetha Mon 01-May-23 09:58:18

I think I have two in the shed
Along with a sled painted red
Nails and a hammer,
Tequila Slammer,

nanna8 Mon 01-May-23 07:09:20

I think I have two in the shed
Along with a sled painted red
Nails and a hammer

Juliet27 Mon 01-May-23 07:05:21

I think I have two in the shed
Along with the red painted sled

crazyH Sun 30-Apr-23 18:30:35

I might try learning to sail
Will my fear of water prevail?
Perhaps shallow water?
Will mean that I ought'er
Take two buckets and a pail.

I think I have two in the shed

Jane71 Sun 30-Apr-23 18:16:03

I might try learning to sail
Will my fear of water prevail?
Perhaps shallow water?
Will mean that I ought'er

GoldenLady Sun 30-Apr-23 16:36:51

I might try learning to sail
Will my fear of water prevail?
Perhaps shallow water?

crazyH Sat 29-Apr-23 20:27:31

I might try learning to sail
Will my fear of water prevail?

CazzJazz Sat 29-Apr-23 20:24:31

The bright lights are dazzling me too
I can't see which way to canoe
I seem to be lost!
This is too high a cost
Just for an exciting thing to do!

I might try learning to sail

GoldenLady Sat 29-Apr-23 16:00:00

The bright lights are dazzling me too
I can't see which way to canoe
I seem to be lost!
This is too high a cost

Juliet27 Sat 29-Apr-23 07:58:06

The bright lights are dazzling me too
I can't see which way to canoe
I seem to be lost!

LadyHonoriaDedlock Fri 28-Apr-23 20:34:50

The bright lights are dazzling me too
I can't see which way to canoe

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 28-Apr-23 14:37:30

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise
From those rowdy boys
Must get some which fit in my lugs.

The bright lights are dazzling me too

Juliet27 Fri 28-Apr-23 13:52:07

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise
From those rowdy boys

VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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