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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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Mel1967 Tue 14-May-24 09:25:12

So be careful with dinner invites
Don’t say yes just to be polite
Check out your host
Of your wealth do not boast
Or you could be there all the night

I once fell in love with a blonde

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GoldenLady Tue 14-May-24 01:45:17

So be careful with dinner invites
Don’t say yes just to be polite
Check out your host
Of your wealth do not boast

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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:42:57

So be careful with dinner invites
Don’t say yes just to be polite
Check out your host

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Mel1967 Wed 08-May-24 13:18:20

So be careful with dinner invites
Don’t say yes just to be polite

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GoldenLady Tue 07-May-24 01:38:05

She spent all her money on men
I would think as many as ten
They were all so young
From places, far flung
Too bad she can't do it again

So be careful with dinner invites

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crazyH Sun 05-May-24 22:52:18

She spent all her money on men
I would think as many as ten
They were all so young
From places, far flung

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Salti Sun 05-May-24 19:22:40

She spent all her money on men
I would think as many as ten
They were all so young

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Mel1967 Sun 05-May-24 16:50:32

She spent all her money on men
I would think as many as ten

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henetha Sun 05-May-24 11:00:11

The police called to see him one day
He had poisoned my Aunty May
An untimely death
Left us all bereft
And with lots of her debts to pay.

She spent all her money on men,

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crazyH Sun 05-May-24 10:52:49

The police called to see him one day
He had poisoned my Aunty May
An untimely death
Left us all bereft

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Mel1967 Sun 05-May-24 10:48:17

The police called to see him one day
He had poisoned my Aunty May
An untimely death

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crazyH Sat 04-May-24 15:00:36

The police called to see him one day
He had poisoned my Aunty May

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henetha Sat 04-May-24 14:11:31

Dr Boe was such a big man
He always looked after my nan
In hid in his bag
An ounce of old shag
Other stuff was kept in his van.

The police called to see him one day

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Mel1967 Sat 04-May-24 10:19:13

Dr Boe was a big man
He always looked after my nan
In hid in his bag
An ounce of old shag

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crazyH Fri 03-May-24 23:01:57

Dr Boe, he was a big man
He always looked after my gran
In his bag he hid

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crazyH Fri 03-May-24 23:01:05

Dr Boe, he was a big man
He always looked after my gran
In his case he hid

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Salti Fri 03-May-24 22:40:33

Dr Boe, he was a big man
He always looked after my gran

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crazyH Fri 03-May-24 18:37:16

Unseasonably hot is the weather
We roll around in the heather
Then I start to sneeze
And also to wheeze,
Rushed to A &E by mother.

Dr Boe, he was a big man

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Mel1967 Fri 03-May-24 16:07:17

Unseasonably hot is the weather
We roll around in the heather
Then I start to sneeze
And also to wheeze

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crazyH Fri 03-May-24 14:54:52

Unseasonably hot is the weather
We roll around in the heather
Then I start to sneeze

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Salti Fri 03-May-24 14:35:09

Unseasonably hot is the weather
We roll around in the heather

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GoldenLady Fri 03-May-24 13:56:27

A skunk ambled into my house
Apparently he followed a mouse
The smell from them both
I won’t get too close
With perfume my house I should douse

Unseasonably hot is the weather

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Mel1967 Fri 03-May-24 08:09:12

A skunk ambled into my house
Apparently he followed a mouse
The smell from them both
I won’t get too close

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crazyH Thu 02-May-24 17:43:42

A skunk ambled into my house
Apparently he followed a mouse
The smell from them both

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Gwyllt Thu 02-May-24 16:22:06

A skunk ambled into my house
Apparently he followed a mouse

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