Limericks 18 (cont'd)

A crying shame I cannot spell
My report said 'did not do well'
But still, I can 'danse'
Sing and clap my 'hanse'
So on shortcummings I won't dwell

Perhaps I will write a novel

A crying shame I cannot spell
My report said ‘did not do well’
But still, I can 'danse'
Sing and clap my ‘hanse’

A crying shame I cannot spell
My report said ‘did not do well’
But still, I can 'danse'

A crying shame I cannot spell
My report said ‘did not do well’

He had a girlfriend in Surrey
Who went everywhere in a hurry,
Her soles were worn through
Her feet almost blue
A shame she stepped in some slurry

A crying shame I cannot spell

He had a girlfriend in Surrey
Who went everywhere in a hurry,
Her soles were worn through
Her feet almost blue

He had a girlfriend in Surrey
Who went everywhere in a hurry,
Her soles were worn through

He had a girlfriend in Surrey
Who went everywhere in a hurry

There was a young cobbler from Kent
Whose anvil was terribly bent
With hammer held high
And a watchful eye
His shoes were devoid of a dent

He had a girlfriend in Surrey

There was a young cobbler from Kent
Whose anvil was terribly bent
With hammer held high
And a watchful eye

There was a young cobbler from Kent
Whose anvil was terribly bent
With hammer held high

There was a young cobbler from Kent
Whose anvil was terribly bent

Horse Chestnuts are soon to flower
When the sun has a bit more power
The sun it will shine ☀️
I'll sit and drink wine
Beneath its glorious tower.

There was a young cobbler from Kent

Horse Chestnuts are soon to flower
When the sun has a bit more power
The sun it will shine ☀️
I'll sit and drink wine

Horse Chestnuts are soon to flower
When the sun has a bit more power
The sun it will shine ☀️

Horse Chestnuts are soon to flower
When the sun has a bit more power,

A chiropractor from Norwich
Wanted to finish her porridge
But it had gone cold
And even grown mould
To find time to eat she’d forage

Horse Chestnuts are soon to flower

A chiropractor from Norwich
Wanted to finish her porridge
But it had gone cold
And even grown mould

A chiropractor from Norwich
Wanted to finish her porridge
But it had gone cold

Wanted to finish her porridge

Did you realise that the ‘I’m a little restless’ Limerick was on Page 1?*

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
Spring fever, I'm told
Do I have a cold?
No, just a very late update.

A chiropractor from Norwich

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
Spring fever, I'm told
Do I have a cold?

It’s droppings were everywhere
Evidence was on every stair
Now it’s got a wife
More droppings, not nice
And quite a bit of bristly hair

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
Spring fever, I'm told

It’s droppings were everywhere
Evidence was on every stair
Now it’s got a wife
More droppings, not nice