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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

52bright Wed 24-Apr-24 00:51:21

A crying shame I cannot spell
My report said 'did not do well'
But still, I can 'danse'
Sing and clap my 'hanse'
So on shortcummings I won't dwell

Perhaps I will write a novel

crazyH Tue 23-Apr-24 23:18:51

A crying shame I cannot spell
My report said ‘did not do well’
But still, I can 'danse'
Sing and clap my ‘hanse’

Jangran99 Tue 23-Apr-24 21:52:06

A crying shame I cannot spell
My report said ‘did not do well’
But still, I can 'danse'

crazyH Sun 21-Apr-24 16:01:25

A crying shame I cannot spell
My report said ‘did not do well’

Gwyllt Sun 21-Apr-24 10:40:26

He had a girlfriend in Surrey
Who went everywhere in a hurry,
Her soles were worn through
Her feet almost blue
A shame she stepped in some slurry

A crying shame I cannot spell

crazyH Sun 21-Apr-24 00:29:37

He had a girlfriend in Surrey
Who went everywhere in a hurry,
Her soles were worn through
Her feet almost blue

Jangran99 Sat 20-Apr-24 19:13:49

He had a girlfriend in Surrey
Who went everywhere in a hurry,
Her soles were worn through

Mel1967 Sat 20-Apr-24 17:19:00

He had a girlfriend in Surrey
Who went everywhere in a hurry

GoldenLady Sat 20-Apr-24 13:45:12

There was a young cobbler from Kent
Whose anvil was terribly bent
With hammer held high
And a watchful eye
His shoes were devoid of a dent

He had a girlfriend in Surrey

Gwyllt Sat 20-Apr-24 13:36:46

There was a young cobbler from Kent
Whose anvil was terribly bent
With hammer held high
And a watchful eye

Mel1967 Sat 20-Apr-24 10:07:40

There was a young cobbler from Kent
Whose anvil was terribly bent
With hammer held high

henetha Sat 20-Apr-24 09:59:47

There was a young cobbler from Kent
Whose anvil was terribly bent

Jangran99 Sat 20-Apr-24 01:30:30

Horse Chestnuts are soon to flower
When the sun has a bit more power
The sun it will shine ☀️
I'll sit and drink wine
Beneath its glorious tower.

There was a young cobbler from Kent

Salti Fri 19-Apr-24 23:10:53

Horse Chestnuts are soon to flower
When the sun has a bit more power
The sun it will shine ☀️
I'll sit and drink wine

Mel1967 Fri 19-Apr-24 13:49:35

Horse Chestnuts are soon to flower
When the sun has a bit more power
The sun it will shine ☀️

henetha Fri 19-Apr-24 10:23:37

Horse Chestnuts are soon to flower
When the sun has a bit more power,

Juliet27 Fri 19-Apr-24 08:06:23

A chiropractor from Norwich
Wanted to finish her porridge
But it had gone cold
And even grown mould
To find time to eat she’d forage

Horse Chestnuts are soon to flower

crazyH Thu 18-Apr-24 20:29:54

A chiropractor from Norwich
Wanted to finish her porridge
But it had gone cold
And even grown mould

Mel1967 Thu 18-Apr-24 20:00:11

A chiropractor from Norwich
Wanted to finish her porridge
But it had gone cold

Bumface Thu 18-Apr-24 19:53:40

Wanted to finish her porridge

Juliet27 Thu 18-Apr-24 18:53:51

Did you realise that the ‘I’m a little restless’ Limerick was on Page 1?*

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
Spring fever, I'm told
Do I have a cold?
No, just a very late update.

A chiropractor from Norwich

crazyH Thu 18-Apr-24 16:35:04

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
Spring fever, I'm told
Do I have a cold?

crazyH Thu 18-Apr-24 16:34:12

It’s droppings were everywhere
Evidence was on every stair
Now it’s got a wife
More droppings, not nice
And quite a bit of bristly hair

GoldenLady Thu 18-Apr-24 14:59:40

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
Spring fever, I'm told

Mel1967 Thu 18-Apr-24 12:29:45

It’s droppings were everywhere
Evidence was on every stair
Now it’s got a wife
More droppings, not nice

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