Limericks 18 (cont'd)

I,ve just had a bolt from the blue
I hope it's not trouble for you
My awful aunt Mary
Has left Uncle Harry
And is coming to stay, Eeou!

All of my relatives are mad

I've just had a bolt from the blue
I hope it's not trouble for you
My awful aunt Mary
Has left Uncle Harry

I've just had a bolt from the blue
I hope it's not trouble for you
My awful aunt Mary

I've just had a bolt from the blue
I hope it's not trouble for you

I've a cat, a dog and a rabbit
Pets have become my habit
They never complain
And they aren't a pain
As they peacefully cohabit

I've just had a bolt from the blue

I've a cat, a dog and a rabbit
Pets have now become a habit
They never complain
And they aren't a pain

I've a cat, a dog and a rabbit
Pets have now become a habit
They never complain

I've a cat, a dog and a rabbit
Pets have now become a habit

Maybe I'll take up crocheting
It's great my friend keeps saying
Less frustrating right?
No balls of wool in sight
For cats to maul while playing

I've a cat, a dog and a rabbit

Maybe I'll take up crocheting
It's great, my friend keeps saying
Less frustrating, right?
No balls of wool in sight

Maybe I'll take up crocheting
It's great, my friend keeps saying
Less frustrating, right?

Maybe I'll take up crocheting
It's great, my friend keeps saying

My knitting is woefully bad
My creative attempts are so sad
Knit one and Pearl one
Drop one, Oh I'm done!
This hobby is driving me mad

Maybe I'll take up crocheting

My knitting is woefully bad
My creative attempts are so sad
Knit one and Pearl one
Drop one, Oh I'm done!

My knitting is woefully bad
My creative attempts are so sad
Knit one and Pearl one

My knitting is woefully bad
My creative attempts are so sad

I think that my language is foul
What I say would make humans howl
My dog even blushes
A bit like hot flushes
Must go now and fetch her a towel

My knitting is woefully bad

I think that my language is foul
What I say would make humans howl
My dog even blushes
A bit like hot flushes

I think that my language is foul
What I say would make humans howl
My dog even blushes

I think that my language is foul
What I say would make humans howl

The robocalls are so annoying
A human they should be employing
I curse and I swear
But there's no one to hear
The obscene words that I am deploying

I think that my language is foul

The robocalls are so annoying
A human they should be employing
I curse and I swear
But there's no one to hear

The robocalls are so annoying
A human they should be employing
I curse and I swear

The robocalls are so annoying
A human they should be employing

A cat has a mind of its own
Thank goodness it can't use your phone
Are you sure about that?
It dialled my friend Pat
And now it won't leave her alone!

The robocalls are so annoying