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Juliet27 Sun 21-May-23 11:16:05

continued from last

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍

VB000 Mon 14-Aug-23 10:15:08

They thought they'd won the lottery
And would invest in pottery
But alas, they didn't win
Took it on the chin

crazyH Mon 14-Aug-23 10:22:26

They thought they'd won the lottery
And would invest in pottery
But alas, they didn't win
Took it on the chin
Besides, they were too doddery

Spending money takes energy

GoldenLady Mon 14-Aug-23 14:47:01

Spending money takes energy
Alas, with that word nothing rhymes

VB000 Tue 15-Aug-23 11:54:59

Spending money takes energy
Alas, with that word nothing rhymes
At least they have cats

Grany Tue 15-Aug-23 19:05:35

Spending money takes energy
So I'm lost in my reverie
At least they have cats
Which sit on the mats

crazyH Tue 15-Aug-23 19:28:49

Spending money takes energy
So I'm lost in my reverie
At least they have cats
Which sit on the mats
And wait for scraps from the carvery

Does that make any sense to you?

Salti Tue 15-Aug-23 19:30:08

Spending money takes energy
So I'm lost in my reverie
At least they have cats
Which sit on the mats
Familiars in their revelry

The pong from the cauldron is rank

crazyH Tue 15-Aug-23 19:40:25

The pong from the cauldron is rank
Or is it next door’s septic tank ?

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 15-Aug-23 19:59:41

The pong from the cauldron is rank
Or is it next door's septic tank?
With peg held to nose

crazyH Tue 15-Aug-23 22:12:20

The pong from the cauldron is rank
Or is it next door's septic tank?
With peg held to nose
Oh that is so gross !

VB000 Wed 16-Aug-23 09:59:00

The pong from the cauldron is rank
Or is it next door's septic tank?
With peg held to nose
Oh that is so gross !
I must admit I've drawn a blank

from earlier by CrazyH

Does that make any sense to you?

Salti Fri 18-Aug-23 08:52:55

Does that make any sense to you?
Who on earth is making this stew

Juliet27 Fri 18-Aug-23 09:07:11

Does that make any sense to you?
Who on earth is making this stew
I am at a loss

Crocus5 Fri 18-Aug-23 16:32:37

Does that make any sense to you?
Who on earth is making this stew
I am at a loss
I can't give a toss

Juliet27 Fri 18-Aug-23 17:28:28

Does that make any sense to you?
Who on earth is making this stew
I am at a loss
I can't give a toss
I think we should start this anew

An English teacher from Chester

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 19-Aug-23 20:01:55

An English teacher from Chester
Had let her bitterness fester

Salti Sun 20-Aug-23 13:49:26

An English teacher from Chester
Had let her bitterness fester
Endless holidays

GoldenLady Sun 20-Aug-23 15:33:03

n English teacher from Chester
Had let her bitterness fester
Endless holidays
School pageants and plays

Crocus5 Wed 23-Aug-23 16:16:26

An English teacher from Chester
Had let her bitterness fester
Endless holidays
School pageants and plays
So she upped and went to Leicester

She was happy here for a while

VB000 Thu 24-Aug-23 11:43:48

She was happy here for a while
The children laughed and made her smile

Juliet27 Fri 25-Aug-23 20:16:04

She was happy here for a while
The children laughed and made her smile
But restless again

crazyH Fri 25-Aug-23 20:21:59

She was happy here for a while
The children laughed and made her smile
But restless again
She caught the next train

Wyllow3 Fri 25-Aug-23 21:41:40

She was happy here for a while
The children laughed and made her smile
But restless again
She caught the next train
To head to a lovely Isle

At last she found interesting work

Salti Fri 25-Aug-23 22:31:42

At last she found interesting work
Which had an interesting perk

Wyllow3 Fri 25-Aug-23 22:34:03

At last she found interesting work
Which had an interesting perk
An all golden horse

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