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Geraldine the cat spied them there
And said "Lord you've answered my prayer"
She sharpened her claws
Then leaped with her paws

Geraldine the cat spied them there
And said "Lord you've answered my prayer"
She sharpened her claws
Then leaped with her paws
Look out, mice! You’d better beware!

Too late! One poor mouse pinioned down.

Too late! One poor mouse pinioned down.
Grabbed her whiskers. Made her frown.

Too late! One poor mouse pinioned down.
Grabbed her whiskers. Made her frown.
She did wriggle out

Too late! One poor mouse pinioned down.
Grabbed her whiskers. Made her frown.
She did wriggle out
The cat gave a shout

Too late! One poor mouse pinioned down.
Grabbed her whiskers. Made her frown.
She did wriggle out
The cat gave a shout
“I’ve had enough, I’m leaving town”

He scrambled along walls and hedges

He scrambled along walls and hedges
He even climbed onto long ledges

He scrambled along walls and hedges
He even climbed onto long ledges
Didn't stop to eat

He scrambled along walls and hedges
He even climbed onto long ledges
Didn't stop to eat
No fish and no meat

He scrambled along walls and hedges
He even climbed onto long ledges
Didn't stop to eat
No fish and no meat
Till he found old Mr Skedges

Mr Skedges was milking cows

Mr Skedges was milking cows
He was wearing his wife’s blouse

Mr Skedges was milking cows
He was wearing his wife’s blouse
It was soft and pink

Mr Skedges was milking cows
He was wearing his wife's blouse
It was soft and pink
And was trimmed with mink

Mr Skedges was milking cows
He was wearing his wife's blouse
It was soft and pink
And was trimmed with mink
Geraldine let out excited meows

Next line please GoldenLady

Next line please GoldenLady
Was ever so fun in her hay day

Next line please GoldenLady
Was ever so fun in her hay day
But the Golden is olden

Next line please GoldenLady
Was ever so fun in her hay day
But the Golden is olden
And is quite ‘bolden’

Next line please Golden Lady
Was ever so fun in her hay day
But the Golden is olden
And is quite "bolden"
Has lots of friends one called Sadie

Sadie lived in a caravan

Sadie lived in a caravan
With a rather obnoxious man

Sadie lived in a caravan
With a rather obnoxious man
When the curtains were drawn

Sadie lived in a caravan
With a rather obnoxious man,
When curtains were drawn
Her baby was born

Sadie lived in a caravan
With a rather obnoxious man,
When curtains were drawn
Her baby was born
Its bed was a large frying pan!

“Our child needs a cot!”, mother cried.

Our child needs a cot!”, mother cried.
“ Does he really ?” , the father sighed

Our child needs a cot!”, mother cried.
“ Does he really ?” , the father sighed
"He could sleep on the floor"