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I often dwell on other realms
Until the thought just overwhelms
I then realise
To my great surprise
That they're now replanting elms

My hairdresser has quite poor sight

I often dwell on other realms
Until the thought just overwhelms
I then realise
To my great surprise

I often dwell on other realms
Until the thought just overwhelms
I then realise

I often dwell on other realms
Until the thought just overwhelms

I’ve also missed meteor showers
I’m amazed at Nature’s powers
The seasons, the stars
And Venus and Mars
I can easily ponder for hours

I often dwell on other realms

I’ve also missed meteor showers
I’m amazed at Nature’s powers
The seasons, the stars
And Venus and Mars

I’ve also missed meteor showers
I’m amazed at Nature’s powers
The seasons, the stars

I’ve also missed meteor showers
I’m amazed at Nature’s powers

Northern Lights top my bucket list
If I could arrange a short visit
I’d love to know why
And ponder the sky
But sadly that’s something I’ve missed

I’ve also missed meteor showers

Northern Lights top my bucket list
If I could arrange a short visit
I’d love to know why
And ponder the sky

Northern Lights top my bucket list
If I could arrange a short visit
I’d love to know why

Northern Lights top my bucket list
If I could arrange a short visit

Has anyone seen the blue moon?
When it's full, I act like a loon
Too cloudy, that's sad
I wish that I had
There isn't another one soon.

Northern Lights top my bucket list

Has anyone seen the blue moon?
When it's full, I act like a loon
Too cloudy, that's sad
I wish that I had

Has anyone seen the blue moon?
When it's full, I act like a loon
Too cloudy, that's sad

Has anyone seen the blue moon?
When it's full, I act like a loon

My wellies have started to leak
When I walk, it goes squeaky-squeak
Soggy frozen toes
And, oh dear, running nose!
Throat’s quite sore, I can’t even speak

Has anyone seen the blue moon?
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My wellies have started to leak
When I walk, it goes squeaky-squeak
Soggy frozen toes
And, oh dear, running nose!

My wellies have started to leak
When I walk, it goes squeaky-squeak
Soggy frozen toes

My wellies have started to leak
When I walk, it goes squeaky-squeak

Oops!

My wellies have started to leak

New start line toscalily ?

I fell off a ladder last night
I'm really not feeling alright
I've bandaged my head
And I'm staying in bed
Because I look such a sight

I’m fed up of being on the shelf
Along with the Wedgwood and Delft
My skin’s quite peachy
Great on the beach-y
Just don't mention safety and "elf"

I fell off a ladder last night

I’m fed up of being on the shelf
Along with the Wedgwood and Delft
My skin’s quite peachy
Great on the beach-y