New Limerick

Heat and humidity now rule
At times like this we need a pool
To jump right on in
Nude will be a sin

Heat and humidity now rule
At times like this we need a pool
To jump right on in
Nude will be a sin
No pool then go to Liverpool

How about a ferry across the Mersey

Slight adjustment

A ferry across the Mersey ?
Or book a Hover to Jersey ?

A ferry across the Mersey
Or book a hover to Jersey
I quite fancy both

A ferry across the Mersey
Or book a hover to Jersey
I quite fancy both
The ‘sickness’ I loath

A ferry across the Mersey
Or book a hover to Jersey
I quite fancy both
The ‘sickness’ I loath
Sadly this is not just hearsay

Not long now till the roses bloom

Not long now till the roses bloom
I’ll pick some for my living room

Not long now till the roses bloom
I’ll pick some for my living room
They smell mighty fine

Not long now till the roses bloom
I’ll pick some for my living room
They smell mighty fine
Think I shall pick nine

Not long now till the roses bloom
I’ll pick some for my living room
They smell mighty fine
Think I shall pick nine
For dropped petals I’ll need a broom

Must make the most of each season

Must make the most of each season
The weather varies by regions

Must make the most of each season
The weather varies by region
By hemisphere too

Must make the most of each season
The weather varies by region
By hemisphere too
It affects what we do

Must make the most of each season
The weather varies by region
By hemisphere too
It affects what we do
Sometimes there's no rhyme or reason

Sorry.....

Must make the most of each season
The weather varies by region
By hemisphere too
It affects what we do
Sometimes there's no rhyme or reason

Large hailstones have dented my car

Large hailstones have dented my car
Wasn’t able to drive that far

Large hailstones have dented my car
Wasn’t able to drive that far
It's really a mess

Large hailstones have dented my car
Wasn’t able to drive that far
It's really a mess
Needs a re-spray I guess

Large hailstones have dented my car
Wasn’t able to drive that far
It's really a mess
Needs a re-spray I guess
Because now it does look below par

Soon we will have summer heat

Soon we will have Summer heat
And will wear flip flops on our feet

Soon we will have Summer heat
And will wear flip flops on our feet
We’ll smother lotion

Soon we will have Summer heat
And will wear flip flops on our feet
We’ll smother lotion
A magic potion

Soon we will have Summer heat
And will wear flip flops on our feet
We’ll smother lotion
A magic potion
We’ll come out looking really neat

I suppose with global warming

I suppose with global warming
There’s going to be more storming

I suppose with global warming
There’s going to be more storming
Thunder and lightening