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Juliet27 Sun 21-May-23 11:16:05

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Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍

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Gwyllt Thu 25-Apr-24 11:09:29

love him but he’s just useless
Looks all funny, now he's toothless
However you say it

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crazyH Thu 25-Apr-24 11:12:39

Love him but he’s just useless
Looks all funny, now he's toothless
However you say it
You can’t call him ‘fit’

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Mel1967 Fri 26-Apr-24 15:48:13

Love him but he’s just useless
Looks funny, now he’s toothless
However you say it
You can’t call him fit
But I would say that he’s clueless

Limericks I cannot compose

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GoldenLady Sat 27-Apr-24 16:16:31

Limericks I cannot compose
My writing is better in prose

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crazyH Sat 27-Apr-24 16:23:49

Limericks I cannot compose
My writing is better in prose
I’m no Charles Dickens

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52bright Sun 28-Apr-24 00:02:55

Limericks I cannot compose
My writing is better in prose
I'm no Charles Dickens
I'll just keep chickens

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Mel1967 Sun 28-Apr-24 11:45:17

Limericks I cannot compose
My writing is better in prose
I’m no Charles Dickens
I’ll just keep chickens
And maybe just see how that goes

Feel really mad that I’m hopping

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crazyH Sun 28-Apr-24 13:00:38

Feel really mad that I’m hopping
Best go off on a spree, shopping

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52bright Mon 29-Apr-24 00:49:57

Feel really mad that I'm hopping
Best go off on a spree, shopping
I'll buy a new coat

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VB000 Mon 29-Apr-24 09:10:19

Feel really mad that I'm hopping
Best go off on a spree, shopping
I'll buy a new coat
I'll wear it and gloat

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Gwyllt Mon 29-Apr-24 12:11:11

Feel really mad that I'm hopping
Best go off on a spree, shopping
I'll buy a new coat
I'll wear it and gloat
Never mind that the floor needs mopping

I wish that I could follow my dreams

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crazyH Mon 29-Apr-24 14:09:00

I wish that I could follow my dreams
But I’m sure I dont have the means

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Mel1967 Mon 29-Apr-24 15:42:39

I wish that I could follow my dreams
But I’m sure I don’t have the means
To not go to work

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GoldenLady Mon 29-Apr-24 16:31:22

I wish that I could follow my dreams
But I’m sure I don’t have the means
To not go to work
Which would be a perk

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crazyH Mon 29-Apr-24 16:58:21

I wish that I could follow my dreams
But I’m sure I don’t have the means
To not go to work
Which would be a perk
And drink tea dunked with custard creams

Mind you, I do like savouries

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Gwyllt Mon 29-Apr-24 23:36:26

Mind you, I do like savouries
Would they be liked by canaries

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VB000 Tue 30-Apr-24 11:31:07

Mind you, I do like savouries
Would they be liked by canaries
They like Monster Munch

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Gwyllt Tue 30-Apr-24 12:24:50

Mind you, I do like savouries
Would they be liked by canaries
They like Monster Munch
A bit of a crunch

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GoldenLady Tue 30-Apr-24 16:43:29

Mind you, I do like savouries
Would they be liked by canaries
They like Monster Munch
A bit of a crunch
My opinion of bird food? It varies

There once was a squirrel named Murray

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Mel1967 Wed 01-May-24 07:52:51

The once was a squirrel named Murray
Who went everywhere in a hurry

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Gwyllt Wed 01-May-24 08:36:17

The once was a squirrel named Murray
Who went everywhere in a hurry
He stole the birds nuts

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Salti Wed 01-May-24 09:32:05

The once was a squirrel named Murray
Who went everywhere in a hurry
He stole the birds nuts
Biscuits from the mutts

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henetha Wed 01-May-24 10:00:20

The once was a squirrel named Murray
Who went everywhere in a hurry
He stole the birds nuts
Biscuits from the mutts
And mostly he tried to bury.

So in winter he had good stock

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VB000 Wed 01-May-24 14:29:26

So in winter he had good stock
He hid them away in a sock

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Mel1967 Thu 02-May-24 09:03:35

So in winter he had a good stock
He hid them away in a sock
Forgot where they were

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