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Juliet27 Sun 21-May-23 11:16:05

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Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍

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Bumface Mon 24-Jun-24 08:20:26

In fact he is really obscene
A lecherous ancient has-been
Gossip is our main sport
We're harmless please note
On action we've never been keen

My friend says we're all a bit sad

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VB000 Mon 24-Jun-24 09:47:11

My friend says we're all a bit sad
Myself, I think I'm a bit mad

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Salti Mon 24-Jun-24 10:51:48

My friend says we're all a bit sad
Myself, I think I'm a bit mad
I talk to the trees

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crazyH Mon 24-Jun-24 11:02:52

My friend says we're all a bit sad
Myself, I think I'm a bit mad
I talk to the trees
And sing to the bees

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Bumface Mon 24-Jun-24 11:24:35

The inkpot sat in its own hole
To write with a quill was my goal

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VB000 Tue 25-Jun-24 08:52:29

The inkpot sat in its own hole
To write with a quill was my goal
Do cursive writing

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henetha Tue 25-Jun-24 09:55:41

Back to Crazy...

My friend says we're all a bit sad
Myself, I think I'm a bit mad
I talk to the trees
And sing to the bees
I think I take after my dad.

He was so loving but crazy

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GoldenLady Tue 25-Jun-24 16:55:26

He was so loving but crazy
And some people thought he was lazy

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Bumface Wed 26-Jun-24 08:08:50

He was so loving but crazy
And some people though he was lazy
He wrote limericks for fun

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crazyH Wed 26-Jun-24 09:46:46

He was so loving but crazy
And some people though he was lazy
He wrote limericks for fun
Enjoyed a good pun

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henetha Wed 26-Jun-24 10:55:48

He was so loving but crazy
And some people though he was lazy
He wrote limericks for fun
Enjoyed a good pun
But now his mind's rather hazy.

It's so hot in Devon today

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GoldenLady Wed 26-Jun-24 20:49:00

It's so hot in Devon today
And here in the USA

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VB000 Thu 27-Jun-24 09:16:44

It's so hot in Devon today
And here in the USA
Ice cream is the thing

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henetha Sat 29-Jun-24 10:59:45

It's so hot in Devon today
And here in the USA
Ice cream is the thing
To give me some spring

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Bumface Sat 29-Jun-24 19:40:53

It's so hot in Devon today
And here in the USA
Ice cream is the thing
To give me some spring
And stop me melting away

I don't like to bask in the sun

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GoldenLady Sun 30-Jun-24 15:52:10

I don't like to bask in the sun
Especially when it's 101

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Bellanonna Sun 30-Jun-24 18:31:32

I don't like to bask in the sun
Especially when it's 101
So I keep in the shade

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crazyH Sun 30-Jun-24 19:50:08

I don't like to bask in the sun
Especially when it's 101
So I keep in the shade
I’m not going to wade

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Bumface Sun 30-Jun-24 20:51:06

I don't like to bask in the sun
Especially when it's 101
So I keep in the shade
I'm not going to wade
I can't tan when it's all said and done

I really don't like men who wear vests

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GoldenLady Mon 01-Jul-24 00:20:46

I really don't like men who wear vests
I've found most of them awful pests

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crazyH Mon 01-Jul-24 00:39:33

I really don't like men who wear vests
I've found most of them awful pests
‘Specially the string ones

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Bumface Mon 01-Jul-24 08:10:22

I really don't like men who wear vests
I've found most of them awful pests
'Specially the string ones
On early morning runs

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GoldenLady Mon 01-Jul-24 14:56:58

I really don't like men who wear vests
I've found most of them awful pests
'Specially the string ones
On early morning runs
The birds use the string for their nests

I like poems with lines surprising

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crazyH Mon 01-Jul-24 15:23:05

I like poems with lines surprising
Like the ones with pale moon rising

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Bumface Mon 01-Jul-24 15:33:13

I like poems with lines surprising
Like the ones with pale moon rising
Or tempestuous love themes

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