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Juliet27 Sun 21-May-23 11:16:05

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Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍

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GoldenLady Sun 11-Jun-23 16:20:44

A handsome man aged forty-two
Met my sister at a posh do
But he was a crook

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keepcalmandcavachon Sun 11-Jun-23 21:17:36

A handsome man aged forty-two
Met my sister at a posh do
But he was a crook
Who tried to look

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VB000 Mon 12-Jun-23 11:18:35

A handsome man aged forty-two
Met my sister at a posh do
But he was a crook
Who tried to look
Up her dress, but she does Kung Fu

He hasn't been seen since that day

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henetha Mon 12-Jun-23 11:19:33

He hasn't been seen since that day
Rumour is he's in Mandalay,

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Ashcombe Mon 12-Jun-23 11:22:51

He hasn't been seen since that day
Rumour is he's in Mandalay,
A broken left arm

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Juliet27 Mon 12-Jun-23 14:47:53

He hasn't been seen since that day
Rumour is he's in Mandalay,
A broken left arm
He deserved some harm

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Salti Tue 13-Jun-23 05:27:31

He hasn't been seen since that day
Rumour is he's in Mandalay,
A broken left arm
He deserved some harm
Castration is next, so they say

Revenge is a dish best served cold

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VB000 Tue 13-Jun-23 10:57:47

Revenge is a dish best served cold
These days he's a sight to behold

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GoldenLady Tue 13-Jun-23 13:11:21

Revenge is a dish best served cold
These days he's a sight to behold
With a patch on his eye

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Squiffy Tue 13-Jun-23 23:52:45

Revenge is a dish best served cold
These days he's a sight to behold
With a patch on his eye
You’d just pass him by

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GoldenLady Wed 14-Jun-23 16:20:53

Revenge is a dish best served cold
These days he's a sight to behold
With a patch on his eye
You’d just pass him by
And let retribution unfold.

However, most people are good

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Juliet27 Thu 15-Jun-23 07:47:21

However, most people are good
Leading decent lives, as they should

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keepcalmandcavachon Thu 15-Jun-23 11:14:11

However, most people are good
Leading decent lives, as they should
The salt of the earth

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CazzJazz Thu 15-Jun-23 12:34:53

However, most people are good
Leading decent lives, as they should
The salt of the earth
We value their worth

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GoldenLady Thu 15-Jun-23 19:04:31

However, most people are good
Leading decent lives, as they should
The salt of the earth
We value their worth
But most are as boring as wood.

The papers have stories most sordid

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Salti Fri 16-Jun-23 09:12:16

The papers have stories most sordid
The truth seems to get distorted

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henetha Fri 16-Jun-23 10:46:00

The papers have stories most sordid
The truth seems to get distorted
They're more like comics

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crazyH Fri 16-Jun-23 11:07:35

The papers have stories most sordid
The truth seems to get distorted
They're more like comics
Not ‘astronomics’

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GoldenLady Fri 16-Jun-23 15:10:11

The papers have stories most sordid
The truth seems to get distorted
They're more like comics
Not 'astronomics'
Who cares what the folks I deplore did?

The news lately tends to depress

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Crocus5 Sat 17-Jun-23 12:31:03

The news lately tends to depress
It's sad to read, I must confess

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Salti Sun 18-Jun-23 08:28:28

The news lately tends to depress
It's sad to read, I must confess
Ignorance is bliss

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CazzJazz Sun 18-Jun-23 12:17:24

The news lately tends to depress
It's sad to read, I must confess
Ignorance is bliss
So give news a miss

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GoldenLady Sun 18-Jun-23 15:03:47

azzJazz Sun 18-Jun-23 12:17:24

The news lately tends to depress
It's sad to read, I must confess
Ignorance is bliss
So give news a miss
Sometimes it's good to know less.

Summer is fun time for kids

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Juliet27 Mon 19-Jun-23 05:46:17

Summer is fun time for kids
When entertaining costs less quids

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Salti Mon 19-Jun-23 09:31:26

Summer is fun time for kids
When entertaining costs less quids
Picnics in the park

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