New Limerick

So in winter he had a good stock
He hid them away in a sock
Forgot where they were

So in winter he had good stock
He hid them away in a sock

The once was a squirrel named Murray
Who went everywhere in a hurry
He stole the birds nuts
Biscuits from the mutts
And mostly he tried to bury.

So in winter he had good stock

The once was a squirrel named Murray
Who went everywhere in a hurry
He stole the birds nuts
Biscuits from the mutts

The once was a squirrel named Murray
Who went everywhere in a hurry
He stole the birds nuts

The once was a squirrel named Murray
Who went everywhere in a hurry

Mind you, I do like savouries
Would they be liked by canaries
They like Monster Munch
A bit of a crunch
My opinion of bird food? It varies

There once was a squirrel named Murray

Mind you, I do like savouries
Would they be liked by canaries
They like Monster Munch
A bit of a crunch

Mind you, I do like savouries
Would they be liked by canaries
They like Monster Munch

Mind you, I do like savouries
Would they be liked by canaries

I wish that I could follow my dreams
But I’m sure I don’t have the means
To not go to work
Which would be a perk
And drink tea dunked with custard creams

Mind you, I do like savouries

I wish that I could follow my dreams
But I’m sure I don’t have the means
To not go to work
Which would be a perk

I wish that I could follow my dreams
But I’m sure I don’t have the means
To not go to work

I wish that I could follow my dreams
But I’m sure I dont have the means

Feel really mad that I'm hopping
Best go off on a spree, shopping
I'll buy a new coat
I'll wear it and gloat
Never mind that the floor needs mopping

I wish that I could follow my dreams

Feel really mad that I'm hopping
Best go off on a spree, shopping
I'll buy a new coat
I'll wear it and gloat

Feel really mad that I'm hopping
Best go off on a spree, shopping
I'll buy a new coat

Feel really mad that I’m hopping
Best go off on a spree, shopping

Limericks I cannot compose
My writing is better in prose
I’m no Charles Dickens
I’ll just keep chickens
And maybe just see how that goes

Feel really mad that I’m hopping

Limericks I cannot compose
My writing is better in prose
I'm no Charles Dickens
I'll just keep chickens

Limericks I cannot compose
My writing is better in prose
I’m no Charles Dickens

Limericks I cannot compose
My writing is better in prose

Love him but he’s just useless
Looks funny, now he’s toothless
However you say it
You can’t call him fit
But I would say that he’s clueless

Limericks I cannot compose

Love him but he’s just useless
Looks all funny, now he's toothless
However you say it
You can’t call him ‘fit’

love him but he’s just useless
Looks all funny, now he's toothless
However you say it