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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍
And silence it cuts like a knife

BrightandBreezy Mon 11-Dec-23 16:25:10

My elf on the shelf's run amock
He's dressed himself up in a frock

crazyH Mon 11-Dec-23 16:17:09

We would all love some mistletoe,
The market has some, so let's go...
Hoping for kisses
From certain Misses
Don’t be greedy, just go slow

My elf on the shelf’s run amock

Salti Mon 11-Dec-23 13:57:38

We would all love some mistletoe,
The market has some, so let's go...
Hoping for kisses
From certain Misses

crazyH Mon 11-Dec-23 11:32:20

We would all love some mistletoe,
The market has some, so let's go...
Hoping for kisses

henetha Mon 11-Dec-23 11:07:53

We would all love some mistletoe,
The market has some, so let's go...

VB000 Mon 11-Dec-23 10:51:44

Such violence at the North Pole!
It's safer to hide down a hole!
Not like it once was,
Poor old Santa Claus
He's under the now like a mole

We would all love some mistletoe

crazyH Sun 10-Dec-23 00:59:58

Such violence at the North Pole!
It's safer to hide down a hole!
Not like it once was,
Poor old Santa Claus

BrightandBreezy Sun 10-Dec-23 00:38:45

Such violence at the North Pole!
It's safer to hide down a hole!
Not like it once was

Squiffy Sat 09-Dec-23 15:15:39

Such violence at the North Pole!
It's safer to hide down a hole!

GoldenLady Sat 09-Dec-23 14:43:11

Santa decided to sack him
Of course the union backed him
The elves went on strike
They said "On yer bike!"
And with reindeer antlers they whacked him

Such violence at the North Pole!

VB000 Sat 09-Dec-23 11:07:29

Santa decided to sack him
Of course the union backed him
The elves went on strike
They said "On yer bike!"

BrightandBreezy Sat 09-Dec-23 00:27:25

Santa decided to sack him
Of course the union backed him
The elves went on strike

Salti Fri 08-Dec-23 17:59:15

Santa decided to sack him
Of course the union backed him

crazyH Fri 08-Dec-23 15:36:40

slight adjustment
Even when playing Reindeer Games
He calls all the children nick names
He does it for fun
Games? He's allowed none!
Because he always hurts and maims

Santa decided to sack him

GoldenLady Fri 08-Dec-23 14:41:00

Even when playing Reindeer Games
He calls all the children nick names
He does it for fun
Reindeer games? He's allowed none!

BrightandBreezy Fri 08-Dec-23 00:16:22

Even when playing Reindeer Games
He calls all the children nick names
He does it for fun

crazyH Thu 07-Dec-23 13:37:52

Even when playing Reindeer Games
He calls all the children nick names

VB000 Thu 07-Dec-23 13:05:42

Will Rudolph's nose light up this year?
That glow always brings us great cheer
It’s really quite bulbous
Causes quite a fuss
And Rudolph forgets he's a deer

Even when playing Reindeer Games

Salti Thu 07-Dec-23 05:12:07

Will Rudolph's nose light up this year?
That glow always brings us great cheer
It’s really quite bulbous
Causes quite a fuss

crazyH Wed 06-Dec-23 13:10:20

Will Rudolph's nose light up this year?
That glow always brings us great cheer
It’s really quite bulbous

Bellanonna Tue 05-Dec-23 23:18:48

Back to Golden Lady

Will Rudolph's nose light up this year?
That glow always brings us great cheer

BrightandBreezy Tue 05-Dec-23 15:17:40

Will Santa's nose light up this year
It's really bulbous, like a pear

GoldenLady Tue 05-Dec-23 15:12:53

If Santa could bring what you like,
New handbag, some shoes or a bike
I’d like some new teeth
New Christmas wreath
Or shoes I could wear for a hike

Will Rudolph's nose light up this year?

VB000 Tue 05-Dec-23 10:55:28

If Santa could bring what you like,
New handbag, some shoes or a bike
I’d like some new teeth
New Christmas wreath

crazyH Mon 04-Dec-23 22:44:31

If Santa could bring what you like,
New handbag, some shoes or a bike
I’d like some new teeth

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