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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities đź‘Ť
And silence it cuts like a knife

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Bellanonna Mon 04-Dec-23 22:32:36

If Santa could bring what you like,
New handbag, some shoes or a bike

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GoldenLady Mon 04-Dec-23 14:15:59

I must admit, I make a din
When I've had more than my share of gin
I cough and I snort
But here is a thought
At least you didn't ask me in!

If Santa could bring what you like,

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BrightandBreezy Sun 03-Dec-23 23:57:29

I must admit, I make a din
When I've had more than my share of gin
I cough and I snort
But here is a thought

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crazyH Sun 03-Dec-23 22:24:59

I must admit, I make a din
When I've had more than my share of gin
I cough and I snort

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GoldenLady Sun 03-Dec-23 16:23:03

I must admit, I make a din
When I've had more than my share of gin

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crazyH Sun 03-Dec-23 13:31:42

They picked me up off the floor
And hurried me out of the door
A friend drove me home
I wasn't alone
She said “where did you learn to snore”

I must admit, I make a din

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VB000 Sun 03-Dec-23 11:54:37

They picked me up off the floor
And hurried me out of the door
A friend drove me home
I wasn't alone

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GoldenLady Fri 01-Dec-23 15:30:50

They picked me up off the floor
And hurried me out of the door
A friend drove me home

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BrightandBreezy Fri 01-Dec-23 13:28:08

They picked me up off the floor
And hurried me out of the door

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GoldenLady Thu 30-Nov-23 15:47:48

The Xmas fair was in full swing
Mulled wine, mince pies, carols to sing
I've told you all twice!
because you are nice
That mulled wine does carry a zing

They picked me up off the floor

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BrightandBreezy Mon 27-Nov-23 22:47:46

The Xmas fair was in full swing
Mulled wine, mince pies, carols to sing
I've told you all twice!
because you are nice

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GoldenLady Mon 27-Nov-23 15:52:25

The Xmas fair was in full swing
Mulled wine, mince pies, carols to sing
I've told you all twice!

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Bellanonna Mon 27-Nov-23 11:55:39

The Xmas fair was in full swing
Mulled wine, mince pies, carols to sing

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Bellanonna Mon 27-Nov-23 11:54:55

The Xmas fair was in full swing
Mulled win, mince pies, carols to sing

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VB000 Mon 27-Nov-23 11:30:52

Forecasts are more accurate now
My cat's quite good and will meow
We won't get caught out
Give others a shout
The cats will then just take a bow

The Xmas fair was in full swing

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BrightandBreezy Mon 20-Nov-23 22:02:01

Forecasts are more accurate now
My cats quite good and will meow
We won't get caught out
Give others a shout

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Squiffy Mon 20-Nov-23 12:21:18

Forecasts are more accurate now
My cat's quite good and will meow
We won’t get caught out

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VB000 Mon 20-Nov-23 12:01:28

Forecasts are more accurate now
My cat's quite good and will meow

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Juliet27 Mon 20-Nov-23 10:38:33

This winter will we get much snow?
The weathermen are saying so
Need new cosy boots
A warm coat that suits
And a thick scarf to round me throw.

Forecasts are more accurate now

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Bellanonna Sun 19-Nov-23 20:48:24

This winter will we get much snow?
The weathermen are saying so
Need new cosy boots
A warm coat that suits

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BrightandBreezy Sun 19-Nov-23 18:44:24

This winter will we get much snow?
The weathermen are saying so
Need new cosy boots

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GoldenLady Sun 19-Nov-23 15:54:46

This Winter will we get much snow?
The weathermen are saying so

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Salti Sun 19-Nov-23 12:03:34

It’s something exciting to do
Looking out to the sea, bright blue
To jump in the waves
If my child behaves
And build our sandcastle anew

This Winter will we get much snow?

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henetha Sat 18-Nov-23 10:52:00

It’s something exciting to do
Looking out to the sea, bright blue
To jump in the waves
If my child behaves

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nanna8 Sat 18-Nov-23 05:36:34

It’s something exciting to do
Looking out to the sea,bright blue
To jump in the waves

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