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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities đź‘Ť
And silence it cuts like a knife

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keepcalmandcavachon Thu 02-Nov-23 11:34:54

Next there's fire works on Guy Fawkes night
Flames ablaze, it'll be such a sight

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BrightandBreezy Thu 02-Nov-23 11:27:51

All of the candy is eaten
The covens have cancelled meetings
Skeletons packed away
The ghosts kept at bay
So there's no more scary greetings

Next there's fire works on Guy Fawkes night

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Mollygo Thu 02-Nov-23 11:16:09

All of the candy is eaten
The covens have cancelled meetings
Skeletons packed away
The ghosts kept at bay

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NanKate Wed 01-Nov-23 15:46:56

All of the candy is eaten
The covens have cancelled meetings
Skeletons packed away

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crazyH Wed 01-Nov-23 15:07:27

All of the candy is eaten
The covens have cancelled meetings

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henetha Wed 01-Nov-23 13:31:25

Sorry, GoldenLady, but VBOOO needs a last line.

The time of year for spooky tales
And banshee shrieks and ghostly wails
Go out while it's dark
I'm dressed as a shark
So don't bump into killer whales.

Then.
All of the candy is eaten

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GoldenLady Wed 01-Nov-23 12:44:49

All of the candy is eaten

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VB000 Tue 31-Oct-23 12:50:22

The time of year for spooky tales
And banshee shrieks and ghostly wails
Go out while it's dark
I'm dressed as a shark

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BrightandBreezy Tue 31-Oct-23 00:48:31

The time of year for spooky tales
And banshee shrieks and ghostly wails
Go out while it's dark

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GoldenLady Mon 30-Oct-23 14:36:29

The time of year for spooky tales
And banshee shrieks and ghostly wails

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VB000 Mon 30-Oct-23 09:38:27

Either branded or cheapest kind
They're like walking on air, I find
Even better: no shoes!
But mind the dog poos
Or cigarette butts left behind

The time of year for spooky tales

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crazyH Sun 29-Oct-23 14:10:50

Either branded or cheapest kind
They're like walking on air, I find
Even better: no shoes!
But mind the dog poos

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GoldenLady Sun 29-Oct-23 14:08:11

Either branded or cheapest kind
They're like walking on air, I find
Even better: no shoes!

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Salti Sun 29-Oct-23 11:26:01

Either branded or cheapest kind
They're like walking on air, I find

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henetha Sun 29-Oct-23 11:19:16

I used to wear stiletto heels
But how awful a sprained ankle feels
I painfully limp,
Feel such a wimp
Now trainers are comfiest deals.

Either branded or cheapest kind

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keepcalmandcavachon Sat 28-Oct-23 16:18:45

Sorry Mollygo I used to wear stiletto heels
But how awful a sprained ankle feels
I painfully limp,
Feel such a wimp

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keepcalmandcavachon Sat 28-Oct-23 16:16:11

I used to wear stiletto heels
But how awful a sprained ankle feels!
I'm now sporting flats

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Mollygo Sat 28-Oct-23 16:14:46

I used to wear stiletto heels
But how awful a sprained ankle feels
I painfully limp

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GoldenLady Sat 28-Oct-23 15:27:20

I used to wear stiletto heels
But how awful a sprained ankle feels!

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Salti Sat 28-Oct-23 13:08:59

I've thought of joining a gym club
With sports shorts, won’t make my thighs rub
Yes, I've thought a lot
About how to look hot
I give up, I'm off to the pub.

I used to wear stiletto heels

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henetha Sat 28-Oct-23 10:53:35

I've thought of joining a gym club
With sports shorts, won’t make my thighs rub
Yes, I've thought a lot
About how to look hot

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GoldenLady Fri 27-Oct-23 14:38:44

I've thought of joining a gym club
With sports shorts, won’t make my thighs rub
Yes, I've thought a lot

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Mollygo Fri 27-Oct-23 14:35:43

I've thought of joining a gym club
With sports shorts, won’t make my thighs rub

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BrightandBreezy Fri 27-Oct-23 01:02:25

Kids love to blow lovely bubbles
While Grandpa stands there and mumbles
But they just ignore
Blow several more
And Grandpa's resistance crumbles

I've thought of joining a gym club

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VB000 Thu 26-Oct-23 12:28:30

Kids love to blow lovely bubbles
While Grandpa stands there and mumbles
But they just ignore
Blow several more

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