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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities đź‘Ť
And silence it cuts like a knife

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Bellanonna Fri 13-Oct-23 19:55:40

I think I will go on a cruise
To be honest, I’ve nothing to lose

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BrightandBreezy Fri 13-Oct-23 19:44:45

It's too cold to swim in the sea
So a round of golf it will be
And foliage bright
A beautiful sight
As I can just afford the fee

I think I will go on a cruise

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crazyH Fri 13-Oct-23 16:26:08

It’s too cold to swim in the sea
So a round of golf it will be
And foliage bright
A beautiful sight

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GoldenLady Fri 13-Oct-23 16:03:57

It’s too cold to swim in the sea
So a round of golf it will be
And foliage bright

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crazyH Thu 12-Oct-23 10:56:35

It’s too cold to swim in the sea
So a round of golf it will be

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Bellanonna Thu 12-Oct-23 09:24:11

The sand feels so comfy and soft
But entered my mouth and I coughed
Stand back or get sprayed
Sandcastles we've made
And most of our lemonade quaffed

It’s too cold to swim in the sea

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VB000 Thu 12-Oct-23 09:19:58

The sand feels so comfy and soft
But entered my mouth and I coughed
Stand back or get sprayed
Sandcastles we'd made

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Mollygo Wed 11-Oct-23 18:22:21

The sand feels so comfy and soft
But entered my mouth and I coughed
Stand back or get sprayed

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crazyH Wed 11-Oct-23 16:01:04

The sand feels so comfy and soft
But entered my mouth and I coughed

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GoldenLady Wed 11-Oct-23 15:49:47

Rocks will leave dimples all over
Better find a patch of clover
I'll sit in the sun
Listen to bees hum
And think of the white cliffs of Dover

The sand feels so comfy and soft

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VB000 Wed 11-Oct-23 09:22:31

Rocks will leave dimples all over
Better find a patch of clover
I'll sit in the sun
Listen to bees hum

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BrightandBreezy Wed 11-Oct-23 00:29:16

Rocks will leave dimples all over
Better find a patch of clover
I'll sit in the sun

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nanna8 Wed 11-Oct-23 00:05:17

Rocks will leave dimples all over
Better find a patch of clover

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crazyH Tue 10-Oct-23 23:55:37

Take my triangle to the beach
And sit on a rock out of reach
The sound will be sweet
But I won't like my seat
My butt will look far from a peach

Rocks will leave dimples all over

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GoldenLady Tue 10-Oct-23 15:01:37

Take my triangle to the beach
And sit on a rock out of reach
The sound will be sweet
But I won't like my seat

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BrightandBreezy Mon 09-Oct-23 16:30:19

Take my triangle to the beach
And sit on a rock out of reach
The sound will be sweet

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Mollygo Mon 09-Oct-23 13:51:12

Take my triangle to the beach
And sit on a rock out of reach

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VB000 Mon 09-Oct-23 10:41:44

An instrument I'd like to play
Is piano; maybe one day
Or I could try the flute
Though some would rather I was mute
If they'd rather, I'll go away

Take my triangle to the beach

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BrightandBreezy Mon 09-Oct-23 00:39:23

An instrument I'd like to play
Is piano; maybe one day
Or I could try the flute
Though some would rather I was mute

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PollyMay Sun 08-Oct-23 20:34:20

An instrument I'd like to play
Is piano; maybe one day
Or I could try the flute

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crazyH Sun 08-Oct-23 20:31:17

An instrument I'd like to play
Is piano; maybe one day

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GoldenLady Sun 08-Oct-23 19:42:25

Dogs are the best pets by far
A Labrador's owned by my Pa
They're both getting old
No walks in the cold
They'd rather both stay home with Ma

An instrument I'd like to play

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crazyH Sun 08-Oct-23 12:49:15

Dogs are the best pets by far
A Labrador's owned by my Pa
They're both getting old
No walks in the cold

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Salti Sun 08-Oct-23 10:13:00

Dogs are the best pets by far
A Labrador's owned by my Pa
They're both getting old

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BrightandBreezy Sat 07-Oct-23 23:33:37

Dogs are the best pets by far
A Labrador's owned by my Pa

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