More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

That line reminded me of a song I sang as a child and couldn’t resist adding a link here
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They’ll lie in wait all winter long
That line reminds me of a song

I'll be planting bulbs for the spring
With colour choice I'll have a fling
Cheerful daffodils
For my windowsills
The bright contrasts make your heart sing

They'll lie in wait all winter long

I'll be planting bulbs for the spring
With colour choice I'll have a fling
Cheerful daffodils
For my windowsills

I'll be planting bulbs for the spring
With colour choice I'll have a fling
Cheerful daffodils

GL you were on page 1

I'll be planting bulbs for the spring
With colour choice I’ll have a fling

Sadly, there’s not much happening here
Metre sticks must be causing fear
A RAP and a RAP

They talk about only disasters
Or show paintings by the Masters
The so called elite
Do nothing but cheat
Covered up with sticking plasters

I'll be planting bulbs for the spring

They talk about only disasters
Or show paintings by the Masters
The so called elite
Do nothing but cheat

They talk about only disasters
Or show paintings by the Masters
The so called elite

They talk about only disasters
Or show paintings by the Masters

I do like an afternoon snooze
‘Specially after a glass of booze
I wake with a start
But try to take heart
And will not turn on the TV news.

They talk about only disasters

I do like an afternoon snooze
‘Specially after a glass of booze
I wake with a start
But try to take heart

I do like an afternoon snooze
‘Specially after a glass of booze
I wake with a start

I do like an afternoon snooze
‘Specially after a glass of booze

The 'bull' was a nice gentle cow
With all calves following in tow
I finally woke up
Knocked over the cup
My dreams have become nightmares now

I do like an afternoon snooze

The 'bull' was a nice gentle cow
With all calves following in tow
I finally woke up
Knocked over the cup

The 'bull' was a nice gentle cow
With all calves following in tow
I finally woke up

The 'bull' was a nice gentle cow
With all calves following in tow

The bull had spotted me and chased
My legs trembled and my heart raced,
Jumped over the stiles
Was running for miles
We collided and then embraced.

The 'bull' was a nice gentle cow

The bull had spotted me and chased
My legs trembled and my heart raced,
Jumped over the stiles
Was running for miles

The bull had spotted me and chased
My legs trembled and my heart raced,
Jumped over the stiles

The bull had spotted me and chased
My legs trembled and my heart raced

I always seem to wear the wrong thing
I dress like a real ding-a-ling
Oversized dresses
Were the wrong guesses
As well as red in the bull ring

The bull had spotted me and chased

I always seem to wear the wrong thing
I dress like a real ding-a-ling
Oversized dresses
Were the wrong guesses

I always seem to wear the wrong thing
I dress like a real ding-a-ling
Oversized dresses