More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

When I think back to my first love
I’m glad I didn’t marry the cove
Saved a disaster(changed to fit rhythm)
As I learned faster
To escape the kitchen and stove

I longed for excitement and fun

When I think back to my first love
I’m glad I didn’t marry the cove
Saved a disaster (changed to fit rhythm)
As I learned faster

When I think back to my first love
I’m glad I didn’t marry the cove
Would have been a disaster

When I think back to my first love
I’m glad I didn’t marry the cove

I also am deaf in one ear
I'm falling to pieces, I fear
But other than that
And being too fat
My health is not too bad, d'you hear?

When I think back to my first love

I also am deaf in one ear
I'm falling to pieces, I fear
But other than that
And being too fat,

I also am deaf in one ear
I'm falling to pieces, I fear
But other than that

I also am deaf in one ear
I'm falling to pieces, I fear

I am now very short sighted
Just something with which I am blighted
I love my new specs
From a man called Rex
All those dark words have been lighted

I also am deaf in one ear

I am now very short sighted
Just something with which I'm blighted
I love my new specs
From a man called Rex

I am now very short sighted
Just something with which I’m blighted,
I love my new specs

I am now very short sighted
Just something with which I’m blighted

The fishing boats are chugging by
Tonight I'll make Stargazy pie
The fishes look up
Something else I will sup
Don't want to look them in the eye

I am now very short sighted

The fishing boats are chugging by
Tonight I'll make Stargazy pie
The fishes look up
Something else I will sup

The fishing boats are chugging by
Tonight I'll make Stargazy pie
The fishes look up

The fishing boats are chugging by
Tonight I'll make Stargazy pie

I love the smell of the sea
It bring such memories to me
Moonlit walks on sand
And sometimes a band
A deckchair and a cup of tea

The fishing boats are chugging by

I love the smell of the sea
It bring such memories to me
Moonlit walks on sand
And sometimes a band

I love the smell of the sea
It bring such memories to me
Moonlit walks on sand

I love the smell of the sea
It bring such memories to me

Thus, I'll be driving round the coast
Those landscapes I enjoy the most
I'll take my sketch pad
That I had from Dad
And perhaps get inspired by his ghost

I love the smell of the sea

Thus, I'll be driving round the coast
Those landscapes I enjoy the most
I'll take my sketch pad
That I had from Dad

Thus, I'll be driving round the coast
Those landscapes I enjoy the most
I'll take my sketch pad

Thus, I'll be driving round the coast
Those landscapes I enjoy the most

The gipsy life appeals to me
Ah, to be totally free!
The open road
To the next abode
So, it's a campervan for me.

Thus, I'll be driving round the coast