More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

Online sales take up so much time
Should I get the purple or lime?
Psychedelic clothes

Online sales take up so much time
Should I get the purple or lime?

I dress for comfort nowadays,
Fashion and me have parted ways
I'll wear my old coat
I’ll look like a boat
But I shall wear it ‘til it frays

Online sales take up so much time

I dress for comfort nowadays,
Fashion and me have parted ways
I'll wear my old coat
I’ll look like a boat

I dress for comfort nowadays,
Fashion and me have parted ways
I'll wear my old coat

I dress for comfort nowadays,
Fashion and me have parted ways,

Long dresses not good in the wind
Unless to your underskirt pinned
Or else, otherwise,
Wear bloomers that’s nice
Not old ones that should have been binned

I dress for comfort nowadays

Long dresses not good in the wind
Unless to your underskirt pinned
Or else, otherwise,
Wear bloomers that’s nice

Long dresses not good in the wind
Unless to your underskirt pinned
Or else, otherwise,

Long dresses not good in the wind
Unless to your underskirt pinned

I’m trying to lose excess weight
As I'm nearly sixteen stone eight,
My clothes are too tight
I daren't take a flight
They won’t let me get past the gate

Long dresses not good in the wind

I’m trying to lose excess weight
As I'm nearly sixteen stone eight,
My clothes are too tight
I daren't take a flight

I’m trying to lose excess weight
As I'm nearly sixteen stone eight,
My clothes are too tight

I’m trying to lose excess weight
As I'm nearly sixteen stone eight,

The water butt's full to the brim
I said this earlier to him.
I’ve syphoned off some
There’s lots more to come,
It’s his turn, I’m off to the gym.

I’m trying to lose excess weight

The water butt's full to the brim
I said this earlier to him.
I’ve syphoned off some
There’s lots more to come

The water butt's full to the brim
I said this earlier to him.
I’ve syphoned off some

The water butt's full to the brim
I said this earlier to him
So I’ve syphoned off some

The water butt's full to the brim
I said this earlier to him

The weather forecast might be true
Maybe thunder later, oh pooh!
It might bring some rain
The gardens will gain
I won’t be scared to flush the loo

The water butt’s full to the brim

The weather forecast might be true
Maybe thunder later, oh pooh!
It might bring some rain
The gardens will gain

The weather forecast might be true
Maybe thunder later, oh pooh!
But it might bring some rain

The weather forecast might be true
Maybe thunder later, oh pooh!

I really should drink more water
Advice I give to my daughter,
Should stay hydrated
Then thirst is sated
Drink H2O like you oughta

The weather forecast might be true

I really should drink more water
Advice I give to my daughter,
Should stay hydrated
Then thirst is sated