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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍
And silence it cuts like a knife

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VB000 Sun 04-Feb-24 17:16:46

A juggler whose name was Zeke
Could juggle apples and a leak

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GoldenLady Sun 04-Feb-24 16:16:26

A farmer's work is never done
And spring hasn't even begun
Take care of the cows
Early they must rouse
The farmer, to start all the fun

A juggler whose name was Zeke

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65KL Sat 03-Feb-24 03:49:32

A farmer's work is never done
And spring hasn't even begun
Take care of the cows
Early they must rouse

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BrightandBreezy Fri 02-Feb-24 16:10:55

A farmer's work is never done
And spring hasn't even begun
Take care of the cows

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GoldenLady Fri 02-Feb-24 15:34:45

A farmer's work is never done
And spring hasn't even begun

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Salti Fri 02-Feb-24 11:08:53

A new month has started today
So Spring will soon be on its way
Lovely white snowdrops
Spring cleaning with mops
It will soon be time to make hay

A farmer's work is never done

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BrightandBreezy Thu 01-Feb-24 19:41:19

A new month has started today
So Spring will soon be on its way
Lovely white snowdrops
Spring cleaning with mops

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VB000 Thu 01-Feb-24 11:57:03

A new month has started today
So spring will soon be on its way
Lovely white snowdrops

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Mollygo Thu 01-Feb-24 10:44:56

A new month has started today
So spring will soon be on its way.

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Bellanonna Thu 01-Feb-24 10:36:11

The grass is just starting to grow
Will soon be time to plant and sow
I’m hoping this year
Garden won’t look bear
I’m hoping to make a great show

A new month has started today

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crazyH Thu 01-Feb-24 09:57:37

The grass is just starting to grow
Will soon be time to plant and sow
I’m hoping this year
Garden won’t look bear

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Mollygo Thu 01-Feb-24 09:53:36

The grass is just starting to grow
Will soon be time to plant and sow
I’m hoping this year

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65KL Thu 01-Feb-24 03:21:29

The grass is just starting to grow
Will soon be time to plant and sow

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Bellanonna Wed 31-Jan-24 21:41:53

So this laundry tale has a sad ending
Even worse there was some mending
My sons socks to darn
I had to use yarn
The whole task just seemed never ending

The grass is just starting to grow

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GoldenLady Wed 31-Jan-24 15:10:39

So this laundry tale has a sad ending
Even worse there was some mending
My sons socks to darn
I had to use yarn

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65KL Wed 31-Jan-24 05:05:26

So this laundry tale has a sad ending
Even worse there was some mending
My sons socks to darn

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BrightandBreezy Wed 31-Jan-24 01:35:38

So this laundry tale has a sad ending
Even worse there was some mending

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GoldenLady Tue 30-Jan-24 15:15:18

I can hang out washing again
The lack of sun was such a pain
Light breeze makes it flap
While I take a nap
Not seeing the downpour of rain

So this laundry tale has a sad ending

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BrightandBreezy Tue 30-Jan-24 00:05:30

I can hang out washing again
The lack of sun was such a pain
Light breeze makes it flap
While I take a nap

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65KL Sun 28-Jan-24 04:16:18

I can hang out washing again
The lack of sun was such a pain
Light breeze makes it flap

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crazyH Sat 27-Jan-24 15:28:42

I can hang out washing again
The lack of sun was such a pain

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Mollygo Sat 27-Jan-24 15:09:29

The evenings are now drawing out
Dad will go fishing and catch trout
Light up the barbee
Grilled fish and kohlrabi
The fragrance will linger about.

I can hang out washing again

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Bellanonna Sat 27-Jan-24 12:34:11

The evenings are now drawing out
Dad will go fishing and catch trout
Light up the barbee
Grilled fish and kohlrabi

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Gwyllt Fri 26-Jan-24 23:22:57

The evenings are now drawing out
Dad will go fishing and catch trout
Light up the barbee

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BrightandBreezy Fri 26-Jan-24 22:45:27

The evenings are now drawing out
Dad will go fishing and catch trout

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