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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍
And silence it cuts like a knife

keepcalmandcavachon Sun 11-Jun-23 21:12:23

A porcupine flexing his quills
Jumped up and down, simply for thrills
His energy soared
He was enamoured
Ladies so admired his skills

A frog landed right at my feet

Salti Sun 11-Jun-23 13:37:30

A porcupine flexing his quills
Jumped up and down, simply for thrills
His energy soared
He was enamoured

Crocus5 Sun 11-Jun-23 12:57:32

A porcupine flexing his quills
Jumped up and down, simply for thrills
His energy soared

henetha Sun 11-Jun-23 10:24:08

A porcupine flexing his quills
Jumped up and down, simply for thrills

Mollygo Sun 11-Jun-23 10:17:41

Poor little hedgehog was hiding
Just next to a railway siding
He got soaking wet
Does he need the vet?
Now in my hedge he’s residing.

A porcupine flexing his quills

Crocus5 Sun 11-Jun-23 07:31:41

Poor little hedgehog was hiding
Just next to a railway siding
He got soaking wet
Does he need the vet?

crazyH Sat 10-Jun-23 23:50:50

Poor little hedgehog was hiding
Just next to a railway siding
He got soaking wet

Crocus5 Sat 10-Jun-23 22:09:13

Poor little hedgehog was hiding
Just next to a railway siding

crazyH Sat 10-Jun-23 22:02:38

An excellent show, if your streaming,
Can leave you happily dreaming
Of fun holidays
Romance filled days
And faces alight and beaming.

Poor little hedgehog was hiding

keepcalmandcavachon Sat 10-Jun-23 20:54:49

An excellent show, if your streaming,
Can leave you happily dreaming
Of fun holidays
Romance filled days

crazyH Sat 10-Jun-23 15:51:39

An excellent show, if your streaming,
Can leave you happily dreaming
Of fun holidays

CazzJazz Sat 10-Jun-23 15:30:48

An excellent show, if your streaming,
Can leave you happily dreaming

GoldenLady Sat 10-Jun-23 15:04:53

He went by the name of Big Max
And was chased to pay income tax.
He then went to jail,
He couldn't get bail,
Because money he chronically lacks.

An excellent show, if you're streaming,

henetha Sat 10-Jun-23 13:52:04

He went by the name of Big Max
And was chased to pay income tax.
He then went to jail,
He couldn't get bail,

Salti Sat 10-Jun-23 10:05:28

He went by the name of Big Max
And was chased to pay income tax.
He then went to jail

Ashcombe Fri 09-Jun-23 21:27:38

He went by the name of Big Max
And was chased to pay income tax.

GoldenLady Fri 09-Jun-23 19:51:44

Did you have a Saturday job?
An hours work earned you just a bob
Had such a laugh
My boss he was daft
And I learned that he worked for the Mob.

He went by the name of Big Max

VB000 Fri 09-Jun-23 10:41:14

Did you have a Saturday job?
An hours work earned you just a bob
Had such a laugh
My boss he was daft

keepcalmandcavachon Wed 07-Jun-23 21:58:40

Did you have a Saturday job?
An hours work earned you just a bob
Had such a laugh

Salti Wed 07-Jun-23 19:00:38

Did you have a Saturday job?
An hours work earned you just a bob

Jangran99 Wed 07-Jun-23 18:32:51

We travelled on foot everywhere
Didn't feel it was a nightmare
Or off on the bus
Without any fuss
Assuming that we had the fare.

Did you have a Saturday job?

CazzJazz Wed 07-Jun-23 17:50:59

We travelled on foot everywhere
Didn't feel it was a nightmare
Or off on the bus
Without any fuss

VB000 Wed 07-Jun-23 10:08:15

We travelled on foot everywhere
Didn’t feel it was a nightmare
Or off on the bus

Juliet27 Wed 07-Jun-23 10:05:08

We travelled on foot everywhere
Didn’t feel it was a nightmare

Salti Wed 07-Jun-23 09:56:45

Simple old games like whip and top....
In the rhyme, the weasel went pop
Skipping was great
Playing out late
If naughty, getting a wallop

We travelled on foot everywhere

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