More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

Unless I am crossing an ocean
I will drive with extreme caution
I shall hope I arrive
By quarter past five
A truly ridiculous notion

In the past, people traveled by wagon

Unless I am crossing an ocean
I will drive with extreme caution
I shall hope I arrive
By quarter past five

Unless I am crossing an ocean
I will drive with extreme caution
I shall hope I arrive

Unless I am crossing an ocean
I will drive with extreme caution

To travel by train might be better
Ideal, as I'm not a jet-setter
Steam engine is cool
Although as a rule
I think going by car is much better

Unless I am crossing an ocean

To travel by train might be better
Ideal, as I'm not a jet-setter
Steam engine is cool
Although as a rule

To travel by train might be better
Ideal, as I'm not a jet-setter
Steam engine is cool

To travel by train might be better
Ideal, as I’m not a jet-setter

Maybe I should go on a ship
It would be a glamorous trip
Pack my long dresses
Put up my tresses
And ignore that continuous drip

To travel by train might be better

Maybe I should go on a ship
It would be a glamorous trip
Pack my long dresses
Put up my tresses

Maybe I should go on a ship
It would be a glamorous trip
Pack my long dresses

Maybe I should go on a ship
It would be a glamorous trip

I've just booked a break in Dubai
I'm worried in which plane I'll fly
Planes are falling apart
Cause fast beating heart
I hope it will stay in the sky

Maybe I should go on a ship

I've just booked a break in Dubai
I'm worried in which plane I'll fly
Planes are falling apart!
Cause fast beating heart

I’ve just booked a break in Dubai
I’m worried in which plane I’ll fly
Planes are falling apart!

I’ve just booked a break in Dubai
I’m worried in which plane I’ll fly

Then off to relax in the spa
I think I'll take my best friend Char
Chill out in the pool
Drink on the bar stool
Work out on the parallel bar

I’ve just booked a break in Dubai

Then off to relax in the spa
I think I'll take my best friend Char
Chill out in the pool
Drink on the bar stool

Then off to relax in the spa
I think I'll take my best friend Char
Chill out in the pool

Then off to relax in the spa
I think I’ll take my best friend Char

But then I'm not a good swimmer
Stay ashore, don't want things grimmer
'Neath a parasol
Enjoying it all
Until the sunlight goes dimmer.

Then off to relax in the spa

But then I'm not a good swimmer
Stay ashore, don't want things grimmer
'Neath a parasol
Enjoying it all

But then I'm not a good swimmer
Stay ashore, don't want things grimmer
'Neath a parasol

But then I'm not a good swimmer
Stay ashore, don't want things grimmer

A giant wave once engulfed me
I'd thought I was in a calm sea
Once swept to the shore
Got sea -sand galore
Wouldn't go back for a big fee

But then I'm not a good swimmer